Ascending Wordsmith
03-15-2003, 01:19 AM
If there's one thing that bad guys excel at, it's kidnapping damsels. Women make the best hostages. As Frank Drebin said, "They're smaller, easy to take along, eat less, smell nice." Apparently many video game villains agree, so they go on to abduct a woman and dangle her in your face as bait. You, being the hero, take the bait and go against the evil forces that hold her captive. You eventually triumph by killing numerous minions and the kingpin. The lady has been rescued by you. Yay.
Think of all the games you've played where you had to face huge opposition to free a damsel from distress. Of all the ladies you've freed from captivity, which one was the prettiest?
http://www.klov.com/screens/F/wFinal_Fight.png http://www.n64gamer.com/game_endings/pictures/super_nes/final_fight_guy/finalfguy-7.gif
She's a blond and wears red pumps. Jessica from Final Fight gets my vote for prettiest damsel to be rescued. Unfortunately, Cody landed himself in jail before she could ask him about marriage. I heard Guy moved in with her. ;)
*I would've considered Marian from Double Dragon but since she got blown away by an M-60 machine gun, I kinda doubt her ability to look attractive.
Think of all the games you've played where you had to face huge opposition to free a damsel from distress. Of all the ladies you've freed from captivity, which one was the prettiest?
http://www.klov.com/screens/F/wFinal_Fight.png http://www.n64gamer.com/game_endings/pictures/super_nes/final_fight_guy/finalfguy-7.gif
She's a blond and wears red pumps. Jessica from Final Fight gets my vote for prettiest damsel to be rescued. Unfortunately, Cody landed himself in jail before she could ask him about marriage. I heard Guy moved in with her. ;)
*I would've considered Marian from Double Dragon but since she got blown away by an M-60 machine gun, I kinda doubt her ability to look attractive.