Mind-rendingly impossible flash game

[davidbrit2]

This has been making the rounds. In case you haven't been subjected to it yet:

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

It's called 人生ｵﾜﾀ＼(^o^)／の大冒険 (Jinsei Owata ＼(^o^)／ no Daibouken, or Great Adventure of Dead ＼(^o^)／). Pretty accurate title, considering you'll die every fucking minute (or less).

[jajaja]

Unless im missing some buttons or features in the game its impossible to make it, so what is the point of this game? If you kill the boss to the right and try to go to the right again you will die instantly, no platforms to stand on or anything, you cant even jump. If you go to the left and make the jump over the big boot (or wtf is it hehe) a big pole with come down and crush you.

What is the F button for?

[CartCollector]

F is for fart, maybe?

[GM80]

F is for fart, maybe?

And O is for Oh Joy?

[Imstarryeyed]

Has anyone found a way to get past that punching bear when you choose to go left instead of right?

I figured if you go right you have to use the top block floating on the screen to get a big enough jump to clear the big chasm on the next right screen, but I have not been able to make it. I was close to making it once or twice but I still have not been able to do it.

If there really is a solution to this game, kudos to the creator for making such a simple and addicting little game.. haha

[davidbrit2]

Has anyone found a way to get past that punching bear when you choose to go left instead of right?

Yes. You have to do some weird glitching to pull it off. There's nothing past it, though; you just drop off into nothingness on the next screen.

And there's sort of a solution. You eventually make your way to a boss. After beating it, nothing happens, and... you kill yourself. Ha ha.

[MrSmiley381]

Haha, that boss is Pedo-Bear from 2chan/4chan.

LOL, Japan.

[davidbrit2]

Haha, that boss is Pedo-Bear from 2chan/4chan.

LOL, Japan.

Yeah, it is, though that's not the end boss of the game.