GM80
02-07-2007, 05:10 PM
I hereby apologize to anyone with whom I may have disagreed regarding the difficulty level of the packaging for the Xbox 360 Wireless Racing Wheel. I purchased one of my own this afternoon, and now firmly espouse the belief that this design was spewn forth from one of the deepest pits in Hades. I believe the designer of the box must have been an arch minion, if not the Evil One himself.
I had no idea the dark origami arts were so powerful, as the entire mechanism of hatred appears to be composed of a single sheet of stamped cardboard, twisted and cut in profane ways I shall not utter here.
Had I intended to simply slaughter the beast, I would have taken to it with a chainsaw and met with satisfaction, yet it was always my intent to preserve it's foul body as a sign to future generations. The task of reassembling its disemboweled corpse was nigh insurmountable, and my right thumb was nearly severed in the process.
I write this today a changed man, forever scarred by my encounter with a glittering green imp from the underworld. To those of you inclined to such things, beware!
I had no idea the dark origami arts were so powerful, as the entire mechanism of hatred appears to be composed of a single sheet of stamped cardboard, twisted and cut in profane ways I shall not utter here.
Had I intended to simply slaughter the beast, I would have taken to it with a chainsaw and met with satisfaction, yet it was always my intent to preserve it's foul body as a sign to future generations. The task of reassembling its disemboweled corpse was nigh insurmountable, and my right thumb was nearly severed in the process.
I write this today a changed man, forever scarred by my encounter with a glittering green imp from the underworld. To those of you inclined to such things, beware!