What if Grand Theft Auto were in your hometown?

[jdc]

Grand Theft? Here?

Nope.

BUT.......you know that new Silent Hill movie? I live in the small city that it was filmed in. They chose this place because they didn't have to modify much. How scary is THAT?

[cyberfluxor]

Actually it wouldn't be too bad if it were to take place in my area, but it would be a pain in the ass because you'd be stuck in traffic over half the game, even driving up on sidewalks and cutting through yards. It isn't anything amazing for us to wake up and see on the news that some teenager stole a car and went out of control parking the car in someones inground swimming pool or crashing into a building. We have some pretty messed up drivers around here that suck.

As for cars though, there's plenty of whealthy neighborhoods around here to jack some nice imports or even a few vipers.

[Captain Qb]

Come on guys, GTA in Finland?
I don't see the point.. ^.^
Only things that you can see here is some bums drinking alcohol and having so called fun..
Soo, GTA in my hometown wouldn't work..
And here doesen't happen anything, execpt someone
kills someone, and of course the killer is drunk, with axe..

Soo, If it would be in here Finland you could drink alcohol
and kill people with axe's.. Nawh.. It wouldn't work.

Love, Captain Qb.

[captain nintendo]

4 year old thread bumpage

I thought GTA took place every day in Detroit :P

[n8littlefield]

GTA in my hometown would be more like Grand Theft Boat. I'm from an island off the coast of Maine, so I suppose it would involve stealing lobster boats, pulling up other people's traps and taking their catch, and maybe nighttime deer jacking!

[Poofta!]

well since gta 3 was modeled after nyc, i already have a gta in my hometown.

[Snapple]

GTA: Orlando

Mickey Mouse's ass is grass.

[Push Upstairs]

It'd be a very short game.

[GameSlaveGaz]

Wow, how long ago did this post start? (GTA III and Getaway "coming out soon?") Anyway, GTA Medford would be dumb as shit. Sure we got a mall, but it's a lame-ass mall. The only cool things in it are GameStop, Spencer's, and Friendly's (I love food and ice cream waaay too much) --- ooh we're getting a Harrison's Comics that's kinda cool. Anyway, it's the Meadow Glenn mall but they call it the Ghetto Glenn for justifiable reasons. We got some historical bragging rights like Jingle Bells was composed here, the Parker Brothers lived here, Fanny Farmer (the chocolate lady) lived here, Amelia Earhart lived here for a short time, part of the Revolutionary War was fought here (but the rest of Massachusetts can say that too), back in the 1700s and 1800s we were reknowned for ship building and rum (I wish we still were, I LOOOOVES me my rum) but other than that we're your average suburban city just outside of a major city. (5 miles north of Boston, yo) I mean, you can have a ton of fun hijacking a car and going the wrong way down the many one-way streets and running over old geezer's coming out of the assisted-living apartments. You can run rampant through the high school/vocational school and crash into historic buildings. You can rampage the aforementioned Ghetto Glenn mall. You can also rampage the 13 (yes, I do mean THIRTEEN) Dunkin' Donuts in this one city alone. I dunno, there are a lot of old Italian families in Medford, so you could have some mob stuff going on. But for that you're better off in the neighboring city of Malden, where my great-grandmother's family, the Spadaforas, own many businesses. My dad still insists they're not in the Mafia and that my uncles and great-uncles would be greatly offened to hear me say that, but that just makes me believe it even more LMAO.

However, a Grand Theft Boston would be interesting. Hijacking the MBTA, The Duck Tour boats, the Old Time Trolley tours, letting loose on all the college campuses, in the Pru and the John Hancock building. Busting it up in the North End or Chinatown, leading a high speed chase right into Fenway park in the middle of a game just to be gunned down but the FBI in front of crazy, drunk Sox fans, dumping bodies in the Charles River, holding out in the old Garden, umm....hmm...other Boston-related stuff....

[segarocks30]

Oh, God, GTA in CT. Well you could blow up WWE headquarters. You could steal monry from the richest state. Dig up Roger Connor's body. Shoot up Jodi Rell. Can't think of much else at the moment.