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    haha. that was great. she definately calmed his beef min.

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    Now I feel compelled to post an articulate and insightful video game-related reminiscence in a remedial high school sex forum in order to balance out the universe.
    "As you traitors roast in your own juices, I will be safely ensconced three miles below the earth's surface, listening to my wax-cylinder player and enjoying a delicious phosphate!"

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    Oh yeah...this one's gonna make it in the book.

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    i was 13 when i lost mine
    read sonic doom everyday on my myspace profile

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    great story TS. I would have given her a copy of girls gone wild but i'm just a big old romantic like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hbkprm View Post
    i was 13 when i lost mine
    So you were 13 huh? 'Round what year was that?
    "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 8-bitNesMan View Post
    So you were 13 huh? 'Round what year was that?
    Who the hell knows. I'll bet you one thing though, it was probably 'round the Gamestop where he bought his fabled Cube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy Kilmister View Post
    Who the hell knows. I'll bet you one thing though, it was probably 'round the Gamestop where he bought his fabled Cube.
    Every time I think about old hbkprm, I think about that song "You Spin Me Round" that was in the Wedding Singer.

    "You spin me right round baby, right round,
    Like a record baby, right round, round, round,
    You spin me right round baby, right round,
    Like a record baby, right round, round, round..."
    "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 8-bitNesMan View Post
    So you were 13 huh? 'Round what year was that?
    round six years ago cording to his myspace and i bet round xmas or the following easter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NEScollector1982 View Post
    After lots of teasing, she finally grabbed it and whipped it out of it's container. She tugged hard at it until it came undone, and it flew and hit her on the chin, and dribbled down onto her chest and into her lap. It penetrated the area between her thighs and she still kept dragging on it.
    I honestly thought it was Dick In a Box at that point.

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    yall funny
    it was march of 01
    read sonic doom everyday on my myspace profile

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    Quote Originally Posted by hbkprm View Post
    yall funny
    it was march of 01
    I guessed right. I said six years ago. Saw your MySpace page, who's the guy in the picture with you?

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    That's quite a tale o_o

    If that's the kind of crap I'll have to deal with in my next few years of highschool, I might as well be home-schooled. Still, I guess my aloof demeanor and UAF face will keep that $#@% away for at least another year.

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    my best friend im on the left
    read sonic doom everyday on my myspace profile

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    I dont like making negative comments...but this story is pretty dull

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    Default Understanding spiked with utter confusion

    That was actually a rather sad story until the end. I know how you feel, man. I spent maybe $20 on my girlfriend this last Valentine's day, and she spent somewhere in the hundreds on me. I tried rather hard to think of something to give her, and ultimately asked nearly every female in my family and all of my female friends what to do. I wound up lighting the candles that I bought her, all around my room, and filling a goblet with sparkling strawberry juice. (Oh, the shame of having to resort to non-alcoholic beverages.) Somehow it led to her tears of joy. I don't understand the computations of the female mind, and futher I believe Valentine's Day just isn't ment for men, unless video games are involved, of course. Otherwise, most of us are left in the dark.

    A rather stupid question, though: did the pearl necklace imply the loss of your purity, or was the title just metaphorical?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nostalgicblight View Post
    A rather stupid question, though: did the pearl necklace imply the loss of your purity, or was the title just metaphorical?
    A rather smart ass answer: The whole thing was a J-O-K-E...
    "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!"

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    Pics or it didn't happen.

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    I can't believe I read that whole thing only for it to turn out to be some retarded joke. Crap like that is why I can't stand the GameFAQs forum.

    I guess that's what you have to expect from someone who was in high school when Halo came out, though.
    I only need 2 more NES games (US)!

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    I love the story, It's a real piece of life with gaming as a weird fallback..but I gotta know..do you pop wood everytime you Frag?
    Now how about a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes?!!

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