Mario's got himself a new woman...

[Chuplayer]

I would totally hit that.

[Perkar]

I would totally hit that.

sadly, i was thinking the same thing.

[diskoboy]

First off it is possible that the women in royality like men who look like Ron Jermey.

Touche.

[Push Upstairs]

I could cite some examples of why Peach is still superior, but they're not exactly work-safe.

This doesn't have anything to do with that outfit she had in the Mario Soccer game, does it?

[MegaDrive20XX]

Mario's one straight up playa...damn it feels good to be a plumber...

[Push Upstairs]

Now the malls will be inundated with shirts that have Mario's big fat head on the front with "PLAYA" written under it.

[Cryomancer]

Of course Mario would get the women, he's one of the only skilled trade people in the entire kingdom.

[MarioMania]

Mario's a pimp

[GuyinGA]

I get the feeling we'll find out she's actually a Koopa or a Skrull or one of the main villain people from Super Mario Galaxy

[Apollo]

I'd hit it.


>_>

<_<

Um...I mean... *runs*

[Rev. Link]

Don't be a plumba-hata...

BTW, I second the idea of a Women of Nintendo game, DOAX style. Zelda, Samus, and Peach square off in a bikini catfight on a bridge over a pool... okay, I'd better stop now...

[Chuplayer]

Now the malls will be inundated with shirts that have Mario's big fat head on the front with "PLAYA" written under it.

I saw a shirt similar to that once.

[Jasoco]

Hmm... interesting... I hope they take this seriously and do put some jealously in Peach and don't just make it so Peach never finds out and pretend the character never existed in the next Mario game.

I just hope they don't pull a "Gotcha, Rosetta was Peach all along!" thing like they did with Tetra being Zelda and Fake Mario being Bowser Jr.

I saw a shirt similar to that once.

I HAVE that shirt. It does have Mario's head on it with "Player" written on it. Though mine is an official Nintendo released shirt. The ones in the Mall would no doubtedly be rip-offs from Hot Topic.

[Three-P]

Why do I get the feeling that a folding chair, thrown by Peach, to the back of the head is in Mario's future? (Seth Green, if you're reading this, feel free to use this idea in Robot Chicken.)

[Push Upstairs]

Don't be a plumba-hata...

BTW, I second the idea of a Women of Nintendo game, DOAX style. Zelda, Samus, and Peach square off in a bikini catfight on a bridge over a pool... okay, I'd better stop now...

You'd have a better chance of seeing an Ryoko vs. Ayeka bikini catfight game before Nintendo would make something similar.

[rbudrick]

so mario has basically only banged 4 different chicks since we've all known him. Thats not bad considering chicks don't usually go for the fat plumber type. But I say good for him, but I think Mario should pass off his old bitches to Luigi, he never gets the play.

Well, he did pass off Daisy to him, so whatever. I think he one-night standed her and didn't want Peach to know, and then just passed him off.

Anyway, Peach is a prude-assed bitch who is annoying as hell. 'Bout time Mario got some play.

Why does he get with royalty all the time? Well he does have a reputation for saving kingsdoms from invading turtle armies, so I'd say that's pretty goddamn good. Shit, it's not like they pay him (he has to settle for the worthless coins he finds laying around), so they let him hang about castles and fuck the princesses every now and then. Not a *bad* deal, but there's way more exciting tail than Princess Peach the Prude. If I went and found 150 stars for that bitch, she'd better do more than bake me a fucking cake.

Anyway, they say he's a plumber, but you've never seen him plumb. The only pipe he's ever laid down is in those four bitches.

-Rob

[Jasoco]

Mario goes after rich princess types for the same reason I always seem to go after the out of reach shy unsure types.

Unfortunately I haven't figured out that reason yet.

Also, I'm pretty sure Mario's getting about as much tail as I am. Which is to say none at all.

[Push Upstairs]

Mario never gets any because he saves massive kingdoms from turtle armies.

AN ARMY OF TURTLES!!

Is there any wonder the women aren't impressed?

[Cryomancer]

Already porn of her, by the way.

[Push Upstairs]

Of Princess Emo?

How do you know this?