How to advertise

[ProgrammingAce]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=130144061675

[briskbc]

This is about the time they like to start having shopping cart races. And who may I thank for teaching them this fun pastime? My seventh “child”, also known as my husband.

I feel a kinship towards this man. He's like a brother.

[rcgamer]

Good gravy, could you imagine writing an ad like that for every item you sold?

[wallydawg]

Many of them say "Energy". I tried carrying them around with me, but they didn't work.

I lol'd quite hard

[rcgamer]

The auction is over $100 now! Dang, I might start writing ads like this lol.

[Radiac]

Good gravy, could you imagine writing an ad like that for every item you sold?

I think I could find the time to write an ad like that if I knew it would get 122,000 views. That's just insane.

[Griking]

whenever I see long stories like this in an auction description I assume that everything is complete bullshit and just an attempt to make me interested in their auction. I generally never read them. If I want interesting fiction I'll buy a book.