Sony Readies a new Playstation...

[icbrkr]

Tokyo, August 23rd, 2007 - Targeting the year-end shopping season, Sony Marketing Inc. will repackage the PS3 for use by feline enthusiasts all over the world. The PLAYSTATION®3 (PS3) computer entertainment system, incorporating the world's most advanced Cell processor with super computer like power, will now be able to be enjoyed by pussies everywhere.

With an overwhelming computing power of 2 teraflops, entirely new graphical expressions that have never been seen before will become possible. Kitty will not only be able to play with a strechy fish on a string, but movement of the feather-duster type thing and other objects will be far more refined and realistic. Kitty will literally be able to dive into the realistic world seen in large screen movies and experience the excitement in real-time thanks to a big hole in the front of the product.

"SCEI has continuously brought innovation to the world of pet entertainment, such as a real-time cat nip dispenser on the PlayStation and the world's first built in dog-chew toy for the PlayStation 2. Empowered by the Cell processor with super computer like performance, a new age of pussy playing is about to begin. Together with content creators from all over the world, SCEI will accelerate the arrival of a new era in feline entertainment", said Ken Kutaragi, former President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. as he was quickly tackled and carried out the door.

Preparations are under way for the launch of the Pussy Playstation and a new generation of pussy activity centers in the fall of 2007.

[Sothy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpmjHrmNI9I

gameplay footage is PIMP TIGHT

[BHvrd]

That made my Xbox 360 trip balls!

[s1lence]

Sweet!!! I'll get one for my pussy.

[Slate]

I'm confused.

[Trebuken]

As long as it has face-plates it'll be cool...

[Howie6925]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpmjHrmNI9I

gameplay footage is PIMP TIGHT

lol, kinda looked like it was in a wind tunnel and trying to get a grip.

[Slate]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpmjHrmNI9I

gameplay footage is PIMP TIGHT

Ho-ly &^$&

[Xizer]

Meh, that sounded real when I started to read it. I thought it was going to be a hello kitty PS3 or something. I would actually be interested in buying that. Once I got to the word "pussies," however, I realized it was just a shitty thread with a fake story that isn't even remotely amusing or entertaining.

Fucking shitposters, man.

[icbrkr]

Meh, that sounded real when I started to read it. I thought it was going to be a hello kitty PS3 or something. I would actually be interested in buying that. Once I got to the word "pussies," however, I realized it was just a shitty thread with a fake story that isn't even remotely amusing or entertaining.

Fucking shitposters, man.

Wow! You're the next contestant on "Get a Sense of Humor (tm)".

The picture is from Target actually, where I was shopping and came across that. I find it quite funny that they'd use a well-recognized name brand for a kitty toy.

[Xizer]

Wow! You're the next contestant on "Get a Sense of Humor (tm)".

The picture is from Target actually, where I was shopping and came across that. I find it quite funny that they'd use a well-recognized name brand for a kitty toy.

I have a sense of humor. Unfortunately, it is too advanced to find your post funny.

I would have found it more entertaining if you would have just told us about your story of finding this at Target instead of making up some dumb fake story.

[icbrkr]

If by your 'advanced sense of humor' you mean constant thread-crapping, you are definitely more advanced than me!

There's nothing but more boring generic shit coming out now, as if the PS2 didn't already have enough of that.

Really, what a fucking rip off. You people keep pulling out $50 for a new song pack. Guitar Hero 1, 2, and 3 are all the same except for different songs.

I guess this is useful for retards who actually managed to screw up their PSPs.

What the shit, if you were going to ban me for being an asshole, why don't you ban the whole chat, because everyone else is an asshole in there too. What, am I an Elite Asshole or something? Hell, even your custom title says "Fucking asshole." Are you going to ban yourself too?

These forums really need some kind of rule that a post must contain a certain amount of grammatical quality

That is so awesome!

[Xizer]

How is that threadshitting?

In each post I stated a valid opinion relating to the topic. Just because I didn't dress it up in nice words doesn't mean it's threadshitting.

AFAIK these forums don't have rules against swearing.

[Poofta!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpmjHrmNI9I

gameplay footage is PIMP TIGHT

thats fucking terrible.... seriously.

[whoisKeel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpmjHrmNI9I

gameplay footage is PIMP TIGHT