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    Default Worst, most cheesiest modern game names.

    Most classic games can be forgiven for having cheesy names, but in this day and age, some imagination should be used.

    So... how many bad modern names can you come up with, indy or otherwise?

    My vote goes for the WORST name for a game EVER:

    Everyday Shooter.

    UGH! Does it get any cheesier, generic, and boy band-ish?

    (My apologies to Jason Craig for lifting his boy band comparison)

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    NINJABREAD MAN!

    hands down, best freakin' name for a horrible game!
    These cartridges are dirty as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

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    Um... Excite Truck anyone? I mean it just screams redneck.... TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!!
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    But Excitetruck was an homage / sequel to Excitebike, so I guess all BMX ? MX'ers are redneck too

    1. Anthing with the word Fear (Cold Fear, F.E.A.R., No Fear...) can go away.
    2. Anything with an abbreviation can go away
    3. Next game to use the word Extreme or any mispelling fo said word gets abolished

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    I always thought Coolboarders was a dumb name for a snow boarding game. Maybe it's just me....
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    TUBE SLIDER! Not only a terrible game, but one of the most hilariously suggestive names to date.
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    DRIV3R- Someone thought they were really creative.
    The Hu$tle Detroit Streets-It's a pool game. WTF?

    Tube Slider, Cool Bordrs=lol fun.

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    Default hmmm...

    Raw Danger -- Ps2

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    halo

    yep, i saids it
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    Anything with the word 'extreme' in the title.

    Or any variation, thereof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigjobs View Post
    TUBE SLIDER! Not only a terrible game, but one of the most hilariously suggestive names to date.
    I was about to say that.

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    Space Giraffe. Give me a break.

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    Chili con Carnage.

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    How modern are we talking? Can I mention Revengers of Vengeance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoon View Post
    DRIV3R- Someone thought they were really creative.
    The Hu$tle Detroit Streets-It's a pool game. WTF?
    I hate anything that uses numbers for part of a word, it simply put just bothers the hell out of me. So I'll second that vote for Driv3r and on the tv side of things throw a vote in for numb3rs.

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    Divine Divinity and Bang! Gunship Elite.

    But let's look at http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43564 instead.
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    Gotta admit I actuall pronounce Driv3r as 'driv-three-ar'. same goes for wipthreeout too.

    But back on topic, I always thought 'King of Fighters Maximum Impact' left itself open to far too many witty headlines beginning with the word 'minimum'.

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    Balls of Fury. Unfortunately it was based on the Movie title.

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