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    Anything that say's "Wii" after it.

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    Everyday Shooter is more confusing and pretentious than bad, I'd say. I still don't see the "boy band" comparison being tossed around...care to explain that one?

    I think "storm" in the title is pretty crappy most of the time, a la Mutant Storm, Bladestorm and Motorstorm.

    I've also never been a fan of games having a subtitle divided with a colon, like Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. While I understand the inevitable need to do this with sequels, it feels stupid to have them on the first volume of a series or potential series.

    XBLA games and PSN games are often just retarded:

    - Every Extend Extra Extreme
    - Space Giraffe
    - Pixeljunk Racers
    - Shrek-N-Roll
    - Street Trace: NYC
    - Eets: Chowdown
    - Cloning Clyde
    - Wik & the Fable of Souls
    - Outpost Kaloki X
    - Super Rub-a-Dub
    - Cash Guns Chaos DLX

    Nothing says "this was originally a free Flash game" like an uninspired, insipid title.

    Basically, as with most problematic things in life, the problem stems at not knowing when to stop, or not having the tact to limit oneself to a basic one ore two-word title.

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    I always liked "Guilty Gear XX#Reload: The Midnight Carnival" - what the heck is that?

    While I understand the inevitable need to do this with sequels, it feels stupid to have them on the first volume of a series or potential series.
    I totally agree, and that kind of bugs me. I mean, do the game FIRST, and if it warrants a sequel, so be it.
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    Ben 10: Protector of Earth

    Also, any game that fits into this category.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorpho View Post
    Divine Divinity
    Consider that one seconded.

    I'll also add "Infinite Undiscovery", an upcoming Xbox 360 game by Tri-Ace. Who's in charge of translating game names when things come to North America anyways?

    --Zero

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    Although Revengers of Vengance is pretty bad too. Funny also.

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    "Grabbed by the Ghoulies"

    It's probably not all that cheesy, but I remember saying it sounded like a code phrase for having your balls grabbed.

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    My vote - Crusty Demons!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Push Upstairs View Post
    "Grabbed by the Ghoulies"

    It's probably not all that cheesy, but I remember saying it sounded like a code phrase for having your balls grabbed.
    That's exactly what it is. There's lots of stuff in the game like that. Many of us miss it because we're American.

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    Cookie & Cream
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    I have to disagree with Trapt since the purpose of the game is to catch people in traps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Half Japanese View Post
    I've also never been a fan of games having a subtitle divided with a colon, like Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. While I understand the inevitable need to do this with sequels, it feels stupid to have them on the first volume of a series or potential series.

    Man do I hate those Colon Subtitle games. And movies. I think it hit me when I worked at the video store, and would hear kids going "hey can we rent Movie: the longass subtitle?". Seeing kids that brainwashed into parroting the entire stupid title of stuff just stuck with me. Stupid subtitles.

    ...yet, i like the kind of subtitles that show you what the guy talking in another language is saying, so I both love and hate two things with the same name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skylark View Post
    That's exactly what it is. There's lots of stuff in the game like that. Many of us miss it because we're American.
    I also find it suspicious the fact the evil guy in the game has chosen to tie up kids all over his house.

    I didn't like the game at all.. the controls where horrible at best.

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    Anything with the word Ultimate attached, especially when the game was is anything but ultimate.

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    I have to put in my 2¢ worth, and submit Sticky Balls for the Gizmondo. Actually a pretty good puzzle game, just a terrible name.

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    Sneak King.....retar dead
    A delusion made me stronger
    Yet I'm draped in pale withering flesh
    I sacrificed more than I had
    And left my woes beneath the mire
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chadt74 View Post
    I have to disagree with Trapt since the purpose of the game is to catch people in traps.
    I agree, but, the band sucks ass. So, in by default.

    Also, I like Cookies and Cream.

    Few new ones for me

    flOw
    Every Extend Extra Extreme
    .hack whateverthefuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonoranreptile View Post
    Sneak King.....retar dead
    I dunno, I thought it was kind of a clever name.

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    Let us bask in the glory of Ruff Trigger.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jorpho View Post
    Are you an admin or moderator? If so, maybe we should just delete posts that aren't updated for two years so we can avoid having people post them in similar threads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boatofcar View Post

    BMX and nudity never struck me as a match made in heaven. I don't think I was the only one.

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