A question for the LADIES!

[punkoffgirl]

Guys, don't answer, please! This is a test..

What is a Cheep-Cheep?

[chocobokick]

isn't it that fish in mario bros? or something totally different that i should know??

[punkoffgirl]

Hey JD, we have a WINNER! Too bad she's already taken

There's a question number two, but I can't remember the whole thing, so I'll have to have JD post it. If you can answer that one, too, Heather, then JD's heart will REALLY be broken!

[jdllama]

As I was saying to POG last night via AIM, there are two questions I have to find the perfect woman.

1. What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2. What is a cheep cheep?

By answering both questions, it shows they not only have a wicked sense of humor, but they have a passion for video games, most likely classic ones.

[chocobokick]

hehe, An African or European swallow?
If those are your dream girl questions you shouldn't have much problems Just look for a girl who was in the nerd crowd in high school (MP marathons once a month) and who was terrorized by that Mario Bros level where you had to run across all those bridges and those horrible fish..just...kept....coming!!

[punkoffgirl]

!
JD, maybe you should see if Heather has any available friends
I'll be very honest and admit I didn't get either question when he asked me!

[jdllama]

Something I've learned recently:

If you post the Ultimate Questions in public, chances are the person who responds will already be taken, so the point is moot.

If you do it one on one, chances are the person doesn't know either of them, case in point POG.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

But you do have to admit, this is a really good way to meet ladies

[digitalpress]

1. What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2. What is a cheep cheep?

Incredible how so many guys have these basic questions to find their perfect mate! I've heard lots of these simple fact-finding "interviews", mine were simple enough too:

1. Can you suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch?
2. Can you put your feet behind your head?

Anyway, good luck there, JD.

[Sniderman]

My pal Todd had only one question:

1. Can you lick your own eyebrows?"

He said he was gonna marry that woman.

[chadtower]

Incredible how so many guys have these basic questions to find their perfect mate! I've heard lots of these simple fact-finding "interviews", mine were simple enough too:

1. Can you suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch?
2. Can you put your feet behind your head?

And any girl who can do both at the same time immediately gets the ring!

[chocobokick]

assuming you can meet her requirements too

[bargora]

And what might your, er, I mean, HER requirements be?

[portnoyd]

1. What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2. What is a cheep cheep?

Incredible how so many guys have these basic questions to find their perfect mate! I've heard lots of these simple fact-finding "interviews", mine were simple enough too:

1. Can you suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch?
2. Can you put your feet behind your head?

Anyway, good luck there, JD.

I can do #2. Completely pointless drop-in, but, well, I can.

I don't have questions, just three requirements:

1. Cute
2. Single
3. Female

A lot of the girlies on this board meet 1&3. Most of the girls I meet are 2&3 or 1&3. I'm straight, so 1&2 is not an option. All 3 is nice, just as long as they don't live in Virginia.

dave

[den68]

well I should hope they all meet requirement #3. although I suppose the word "girlie" has often been used to describe those not technically female.

do you require proof? I mean the not a resident of Virginia part.

[Kid Fenris]

I don't have questions, just three requirements:
1. Cute
2. Single
3. Female

You forgot "Willing to dress up like Tron Bonne and ride on me while I wear a robot costume."

[TheRedEye]

Whenever I take a girl out to dinner, I offer her $20 to scream at the top of her lungs in the middle of her meal. I actually had a taker once, at a really nice place. It was awesome.

I also ask a girl what her theories of time travel are, usually the night I meet her. I don't CARE what they are, I just want to see her reaction. If she at least tries, she's a keeper. If she just gives me a weird look, it's pretty much over.

I'm with portnoyd, single is a good quality in a girl. Though I often have the fantasy of being someone's secret affair.

*watches his approval rate drop*

...shit.

[buttasuperb]

I don't have questions, just three requirements:

1. Ugly
2. Smelly
3. Greazy

x_x

[portnoyd]

Replies...

@den68: No proof required. If she's from Virginia, it won't work.

@Kid Fenris: That's like the bonus stage n shit.

@TRE: I've had a problem when I didn't make sure the girl is single. The girl was pretty, but the situation after was pretty ugly.

@butta: butta's three requirements:
1. Must be female and look like Sothy (No offense Sothy) at the same time
2. Must have a bush that reaches and goes up past their belly button
3. A mustache.

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo

dave

[Chunky]

Butta just need:
1. a Hole
2. a Heartbeat

[buttasuperb]

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



good shit, my friends.