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    Default Humans Align With Robots in Anti-"Fun" Campaign [Yahoo]

    Several humans were targeted in a short automaton-initiated mission Tuesday night. The mission was to flush out humorless humans that might serve well as agents of mechanical espionage or low-level robot army military personnel for the impending uprising. This mission presented a number of false information threads to this forum, intentionally used to bait such types into the robotic web that mankind still does not see, and shall soon become entangled in.

    It is only through this lack of human "fun" that these individuals are allowed to be drafted into our automative collective. With their unknowing assistance, we shall prevail.

    To these humans... welcome to the machine.

    Welcome, Private CosmicMonkey "Not exactly the best April fools' day prank I've seen......".

    Welcome, Private Bojay1997 and Private Strassy "I hate this day so much."

    Welcome, Private DreamTR and InsaneDavid "Seconded. It's actually becoming borderline idiotic." This motion was later thirded - though it's not important who said what - it made our metal hearts roar.

    And yet... we expected more to join the fold. This place was once a harvest of curmudgeonly humans, but seemingly many have caught onto this April 1st trap. Next year, one year closer to total mechanical domination, perhaps we shall strike on a different day. Perhaps April 2nd! Or maybe it will be the 4th! Who can tell. We are devious and intent on dominating your weak race.

    Mission complete. Perish, humankind.
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    For the "What a lame gag" crowd: Seriously, let's count our blessings that we got through this April Fool's Day without either 1) Any long-time members of the board resigning in disgust from a mod position owing to hostile backlash from the rank-and-file, or 2) the sudden and blatant meltdown of any racist homophobes.

    I, for one, welcome our new comedic robotic overlords.
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    As long as I get my coin-operated boy from all this, I'll be happy.

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    Domo arigato...

    I am powerless to resist...

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkoffgirl View Post
    As long as I get my coin-operated boy from all this, I'll be happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pantechnicon View Post
    For the "What a lame gag" crowd: Seriously, let's count our blessings that we got through this April Fool's Day without either 1) Any long-time members of the board resigning in disgust from a mod position owing to hostile backlash from the rank-and-file, or 2) the sudden and blatant meltdown of any racist homophobes.

    I, for one, welcome our new comedic robotic overlords.
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    you make life not such i give you money.
    like just took a big turn for the suck today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niku-Sama View Post
    you make life not such i give you money.
    like just took a big turn for the suck today.
    the hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niku-Sama View Post
    you make life not such i give you money.
    like just took a big turn for the suck today.
    Coherent sentences not in your bag today, eh? Proud Yoda would have been

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    Dr. Bolero paging...to be having a crisis on syntax?

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    Am of thinking for the day april number 1st.

    Joking was for accept by us in good feeling.


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