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    Default Hillbilly pac-man arcade tabletop machine

    This is the absolute worst "arcade machine" that I've ever seen. At the same time, it's a fabulously ghetto hillbilly mess.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeACBpcqlm8&NR=1

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    Oh God. Cotton-Eye Joe. Back when my sister's family lived out in ultra-rural Louisiana, they had a house down the street from a rodeo arena, and there was an event when I went to visit. They blared Cotton-Eye Joe over and fucking over. It was right after the song came out, and they apparently couldn't get enough of it. All damn night. So having that music playing while seeing the guy's alleged 'Pac-Man Arcade' unit makes me dislike the guy that much more.

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    I've never seen an arcade machine that required double a batteries.
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    Kinda funny but wasn't it just made as a joke?

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    Complete fail in multiplayer support...

    I'm guessing it's all stuff they found on their front lawn?

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    The best part about that video was that he didn't seem to realize you can fade the song out when your video ends rather than letting it play out to a blank screen.

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    Yup, ain't no doubt 'bout it....dat's ghetto-fab fo' sho', lol. Seriously, if you put 5-7 hours into it like he said, he could've built a MAME cab.

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    Well, there's 4 minutes and sixteen seconds I'll never get back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Wrong View Post
    The best part about that video was that he didn't seem to realize you can fade the song out when your video ends rather than letting it play out to a blank screen.
    My favorite part is that in the credits, he credits himself, his dad, his Dell computer and Windows Movie Maker. What the hell? Dell and Microsoft should get a cease and desist to be removed from that piece of crap

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    I'm more disgusted by his total inability to play the game of pac-man than the overall look of this "cab". Total suckfest right there, I'd rather have the $43.

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    Man, oh man... That was just...

    I love the 2+ minutes of blank screen, though! That means 2+ MORE minutes of COTTON-EYE JOE!


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    , that was a total lark! /wipes-tears-from-eyes

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    YEEEEEE HAAWWWWWW
    this whole video makes me wanna remove all of but 1 tooth and put on just a pair of overall's a straw hat and play a banjo.

    Well slap my knee and fuck a first cousin that thar was enjinewity YEEEEEHAWWWWW.


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    Would be good for a little kids room..

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    Quote Originally Posted by c0ldb33r View Post
    This is the absolute worst "arcade machine" that I've ever seen. At the same time, it's a fabulously ghetto hillbilly mess.
    Really now, you're saying you missed the glories of CrapMAME ?

    I was expecting something like this, a far better use of your time:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorpho View Post
    Really now, you're saying you missed the glories of CrapMAME ?
    I've never seen that, I literally laughed out loud.

    Thakns for the link

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    Quote Originally Posted by c0ldb33r View Post
    lol i've never seen that, i literally laughed out loud.

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    I hail from the Deep South, but it was my Irish wife who introduced me to Cotton-Eyed Joe, which figures since Rednex is a Eurodance group.

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