WhatThe Cheesiest Game Ever?

[fairyland]

Before asking I done a search here and did not see this question asked, so I hope it it's safe to ask it without ruffling feathers. People here asked for the cheesiest game NAME, but never the cheesiest (kitsch/camp) game ever. So what would you say would be the cheesiest? Outside of "Chester Cheetah: Wild Wild Quest" of course.

My vote goes to "Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure" for the PSX. The songs are the most cheesiest I've ever heard in gaming, but I love them to death. It sets my kitsch meter to overload!

Runner ups - Space Channel 5 part 1 and 2, PaRappa the Rapper, UmJammer Lammy, Idolm@ster, Bust a Moves and Bust a Grooves (I cannot remember which is which), any Taito game with a cute cartoon whatever, any game that says Puyo or Pop'N in the title, Parodius and Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom. I know there are more, but these I actually own.

[Phyeir]

For me, it's House of the Dead 2. It's a great light gun game,, but watch the video and you'll hear some of the cheesiest lines ever. It's all capped off by the line at 1:35 in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vHEnY8dAj4

[theiceking]

For me, it's House of the Dead 2. It's a great light gun game,, but watch the video and you'll hear some of the cheesiest lines ever. It's all capped off by the line at 1:35 in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vHEnY8dAj4

Well, if you understand portuguese it must be Samba de Amigo.

[guitargary75]

Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool. Get it. Sorry, but I had to do it.

[chrisbid]

Mouse Trap, you had to collect lots of bits of cheese

[aclbandit]

Don't get me wrong, it's now one of my favorite games simply for the stunning gameplay and bosses, but Devil May Cry 3 has an unnecessarily over-the-top storyline full of nonsense, terrible cliches, and generally stupid dialogue.

But so.... much... fun....!

[swlovinist]

Incredible Crisis for the Playstation.....WTF

[Gunface]

Irritating Stick for PS1 has the worst commentator cheese ever. It's cheesy and appropriately titled. I almost snapped my controller in half playing this game.

Some people will hate me for saying this, but most anime-themed role playing games are too over the top for me. I've stopped playing certain games before because the characters were so overly dramatic I couldn't enjoy it on any level.

[Sniderman]

Don't get me wrong, I'm a HUGE fan of the franchise, but the original Resident Evil has the most cheesiest dialogue ever recorded for a videogame.

Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick.

You were almost a Jill sandwich!

I could go on, but case-in-point above.

[Gunface]

Don't get me wrong, I'm a HUGE fan of the franchise, but the original Resident Evil has the most cheesiest dialogue ever recorded for a videogame.

I could go on, but case-in-point above.

Haha not just the dialogue, but the voice acting itself is cheese city. "Leon!"

How about the Castlevania: Symphony of the Night voice acting. "You steal men's souls!"

"The same could be said of ALL religions!"

I realized when I played Dracula X Chronicles for PSP that they re-recorded the voiceovers so that they wouldn't sound as cheesy. Such a bummer, because I love those cheesy lines!

[kainemaxwell]

Where's Waldo, NES.

[fcw3]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties for the 3DO

[j_factor]

On music alone, the award goes to Sonic R.

Other than that, how about Rizing Zan? The "samurai gunman" with sexy moves.

[krooper13]

Cheese Cat-Astrophe for the Master System! Only messing I think Fantasy Zone may well be the kitchest game ever its ridiculously vibrant with lots of high pitched beeps.

[CelticJobber]

Revolution X has to be in the running for cheesiest game ever, with its lame storyline of saving the world with Aerosmith's music (literally, you fire using CD's).

Wave Race 64 was a great game, but it's MIDI version of the Mary Tyler Moore theme and other ultra-cheery music made it kind of cheesy.

[gum_drops]

Cho'aniki gets my vote.

[Gameguy]

I'll list some that haven't been mentioned.

It Came from the Desert for the TurboGrafx CD(it's worse than other versions).

For a cheesy plot, Bad Dudes. "The President has been kidnapped by Ninjas".

[CDiablo]

Id say most of the American Lazer games, most possibly Space Pirates takes the cake. Honestly 90% of games with FMV were terribly written and acted.

[chrisbid]

real answer

Minnesota Fats: Pool Legend

[Astrosmash]

Second Bad Dudes and Revolution X, and also submit Corpse Killer for consideration.