Geda VX690HD, the No.1 MP4 of the World Has Landed with a Strong Storm

[Sothy]

can I watch any movies starring the rock of world ring fighting famous?
complete emulations of the Windows operation system appear fully supporting.

[pseudonym]

/snip

These last three picture crack me up. If that isn't comedy, I don't know what is.

[Frankie_Says_Relax]

.....and im proven right. thank you everyone, thanks for playing, have a good night.


( scroll up to my first post to see what im reffering to, dont worry frankie, youre still awesome lol)

Hmmmmmmmmm....

you think it's entirely a gag?

... it might be parody ... the lighter and spring weight sensor have to be some type of bizarre gag, I'll give you those - but it's so damned tough to tell about the rest of the features listed/displayed considering that a handful of other tech blogs are already reporting on this device, and there are already a few PSP clones out there that have a bunch of on board video and game emulation.


*EDIT*

Okay.

Okay.

I'm actually doing deep reading on the tech specs and photos... calling it comedy doesn't even do this justice ... these are the ramblings of a deranged person.



OOPS! Forgot to photoshop out the PSP button on that one!

[jcalder8]

So wait.....

Was it spam or not?

I'm so confused!!!

[scooterb23]

It's a shame they could only fit a V6 into the battery compartment... I was hoping for a HEMI.

[Ze_ro]

... it might be parody ... the lighter and spring weight sensor have to be some type of bizarre gag

*EDIT*

I'm actually doing deep reading on the tech specs and photos... calling it comedy doesn't even do this justice ... these are the ramblings of a deranged person.

So the weight sensor and lighter were more believable than the 5.4Ghz 64-core processor and 4TB hard drive?

--Zero

[Richter Belmount]

These last three picture crack me up. If that isn't comedy, I don't know what is.

1st pic hawt

[Frankie_Says_Relax]

So the weight sensor and lighter were more believable than the 5.4Ghz 64-core processor and 4TB hard drive?

--Zero

Yeah, well, there's plenty of distracting nonsense up there.

Only took a second look to catch that stuff, and over-exposure to products like this have made me less skeptical to just how far the HK clone market will go:

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.24819

[Cloud121]

The post of the year contest is over.

IN-FUCKING-DEED!

[Poofta!]

Chip China Rock has beyond the earth and human beings!


i would love to know who wrote this thing. i seriously am in love with it. i cant stop laughing.

too bad OP got banned. i really think this may have been a funnier thread otherwise.

[GarrettCRW]

*looks at the spam posts*

I think the thread just hit 12.

[Ze_ro]

How can you make money in this worldwide financial crisis? What can you do when your domestic market can not find any margins? Yes, the answer is invest in China which have the most profitable market in the world. But, if this is your first time enter into China’s market, how could you win in this competitive market?

God damn it... this thread was going so well too.

--Zero

[GM80]

Wha ... ?

[XYXZYZ]

Johnbear may have only had six posts before his fateful banning, and at first glance it seems he only gave us a couple of laughs, and some spam. But truthfully he has given us something far more valuable; he has given us the base of the good. Which shall henceforth be used to describe all that which is awesome. It is the will of God.

[ProgrammingAce]

It's really the little things that make the pictures awesome. Like the car engine in the battery compartment, or the shitty condition of the keyboard, or the really crappy soldering job on that picture XYXZYZ posted.

[TheDomesticInstitution]

I am not sure about enjoying buy this product, but was wondering to know as I do not seeing the 64 wires. Do you provide a pictures of this interesting area?

I am still consider serious interest in your product and was ask for a website to preorder this from?

Also does this device scale the full 1080p images to fullness, or is there employed some form compression.

I am sitting very excited to await your prompt response in regards to the questions I am posing with. Thanks for your kind and gentle support.

[Icarus Moonsight]

Does anyone else smell Bratwurst? I mean the Bio Force epic is about to reach an awesome conclusion... Just sayin', a guy has to have a hobby.

If it was, the funny as hell images was what made me think that. I don't know too many people who would even think about a mock-up of an Asian Jesus bestowing onto children pirate hardware. Oh god, my sides... Either kill me now or get me one of these PSP things.

I'm trying to calm the beef but, it's just not working!

OMG, 'main screen' Zero Wing ref... This is going to be like Where's Waldo, but much mostest awesomer.

[Oobgarm]

Toasting in an epic bread.

[portnoyd]

FUCK, my face has been rocked off. This could be the greatest thread in DP history.

The bring game of VX690HD is called Ali Bubble Dragon. It is mainly about a poor but kindhearted young guy named Alibaba in the ancient Persia Kingdom. He earned his living by wooding. One day, he found that a group of bandit went into a cave with spell. After the bandit left, Alibaba took some of the treasure out of the cave. Soon, the bandit found that the treasure was lost, and the angry bandit head Atifu followed Alibaba’s footprint to find the thief. They tried to gain the treasure through the fight of Bubble Dragon. There are four characters in the game for the players to choose: the kind Alibaba, the mean female neighbor and others. The four different maps can let you enjoy the different Arabian scene. Moreover, it contains lots of game props, NCP and other special events. There are lots of funs in the game.

It seems someone leaked the sequel to Bio Force Ape and didn't tell anyone. I must see the character design for "mean female neighbor".

And holy shit, did they really shop the thing so it looks like it's a lighter? Ok, this has to be Bratwurst.

[Kroogah]

I'm 12 years old and what is this?