I'm tired of messing with these things, so I'm hoping that someone that actually enjoys fixing them comes along and buys them. Both are "phat" 1001 models. I'm asking $90 for the lot.
The blue one just has control issues, the D-Pad doesn't like to register Right, and the analog nub seems nonresponsive.
The other one has a bad screen, won't read UMDs (I've tried swapping the drive, it's probably a bad motherboard), and gave up a speaker to the blue one. It's also missing the actual UMD tray, and the drive cover is broken off.
Also included are one battery (total) and one charger, but no power cable (wall->charger, nonpolar) to plug the charger in. You also get some extra buttons and screws, a spare faceplate (some scratches), and a flip cover.
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