I found this weird listing on eBay. I'm not sure if the seller is trying to be funny but this deserves a post.
http://cgi.ebay.com/HONDO-TELE-BAT-N...item35a793fe06
Here's a quote from this auction at the end of the description.
DID U SEE THAT HONDO LISTING....HE MUST B SMOK-N CRACK.........NEED 2 GET SOME MORE?
I don't think I could have come up with something as crazy as this if I tried.
Edit - Do you think some joker got ahold of this guy's account and made a joke listing out of it?