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    Default i no longer have any connection to this world

    i was walking leisurely through my local walmart when all of a sudden, something caught my eye. at that moment i experienced something so shocking, so disturbing, so frighteningly horrifying that it changed me forever. and i will never be the same again. i immediately fell to the floor in a state of shock, huddled up in the fetal positing, sucking my thumb and crying.


    its something i cant even begin to comprehend any kind or sanity from. this is like some kind of twilight zone episode. i cant even wrap my head around it. something i could never imagine in a million years.


    i have never believed in the apocalypse until now. this truly is the end of days. the end is near.






    what did i see?


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    the bachelor video game for DS.

    ??

    the bachelor game for DS!!!

    ?????

    A F-ING BACHELOR VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!

    ??????????


    JUST TRY TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT.......

    a game based entirely on the TV show "the bachelor"

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? ..

    great caesars ghost!, i can tolerate guitar hero, i can tolerate high school musical, i can tolerate american idol, i can tolerate jersey shore, i can tolerate Exercise fitness games, educational games, virtual pet games, rhythm games, and Sims games.

    but thats just too much! what the hell happened to the game industry! remember in the 80's when everybody thought video games were a fad, and everybody thought gamers were sick and lonely social misfits. those were the good old days.

    are company's so desperate for revenue that they'll pander to every untapped demographic?

    whats next?

    a "wilford brimly's fibre intake game" for old people?,

    a mouse catching simulator for your pet cat?,

    a game they surgically implant in the womb for unborn babies to play?


    this is all just getting out of hand.
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    Is GameFAQ's down? Just asking.
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    Don't worry, this will probably be his last post, he no longer has any connection to this world.
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    Strange. I thought DP had a border patrol to keep GameFAQians out of here. Luckily, he has no connection to our world, so no more crap out of him.

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    A bachelor game, or The Bachelor game? There must be plenty of the former kind of games, "lonely social misfits" and all.

    (I got nothing. MrRoboto19xx already won this thread IMO).

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    Hey now, I post at GameFAQs. Not all the boards are immature, just most of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snapple View Post
    Hey now, I post at GameFAQs. Not all the boards are immature, just most of them.
    Cool Story Bro.

    Oh wait, that just got me modded at GameFAQs.

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    Really? YOUR REALLY that surprised? Have you not been following all the crap that gets released on DS and Wii?
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    The Bachelor, huh? I would have assumed you saw a shitty Final Fantasy game.

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    Spambots are getting really advanced if they've started using negative reinforcement.

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    You speak of a Wilford Brimly game like it's a bad thing. You need help...

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    You should go back and buy it. It's probably solid gold.

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    As a boardgamer, this is the equivalent of "Cat-opoly" .

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    Where is Sniderman when we need him to comment on the number of ! tath should be used in a post?

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    Here's a masterpiece from our own Superspudz2000's photobucket page!
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    Fail photoshop is fail....

    I should go out and buy this and get it graded. Shit will be rare because no one will buy it. I'll be rich in a few years.


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