The last console I ever bought was the PS2 on launch day, after that I was set. Now that might not be as vintage as most people here, but I still manage to keep my SMS, Genesis, NES, SNES, Atari Jr., DC and N64 around. I had managed to ignore this current generation of video games. I never had any need for HD TVs, I don't even own one. And despite all the hoopla surrounding the Wii when it came I steered clear of it. "It's gimmicky!" I said, defiant towards the new generation of games. The other day as I was reading the blogs I frequent I saw it, Mario Bros. turns 25. I celebrated by playing Mario on my NES. In one of the related links I saw it Nintendo Commemorating Mario with a red Wii. I looked at it and brushed it off, just Nintendo putting Mario on the street corner to turn another trick. But today I needed batteries and went to Best Buy, big mistake. There he was in all it's red glory better than an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, The Red Wii. "I don't need this" I said to myself "I got hundreds of games!" but on the corner stood Mario looking like he has always looked to me, like an old friend who gets married and you don't hear from him until he gets divorced. That pixelated bastard looked at me with his square eyes and my heart melted. "Silly Mario what are you doing among all these violent games?" I had to rescue him so, I broke down and bought it. It certainly felt strange to buy a new console, I had been dealing in Flea Markets and second hand eBay for so long that I forgot how a brand new console looked like. Now I have no idea what I'm going to with it. I may need an RF adapter, or a new TV, now you see it's all downhill from here. But Nintendo played me, they played me good.
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