Ex-Girlfriend Playing Virtua Fighter With Some Other Guy Now

[Arcade Antics]

With a headline like that, you know it's gotta be from The Onion...

http://www.theonion.com/3940/news1.html

"This will pass," Flagler said. "True, it's going to take some time for him to rid his memory card of the scores saved under her name. You know, he can't just erase what they had together, because if he did that, he'd lose his characters' identities, too. But in the end, Troy is better off without Chrissy. She used to control him, just like she controlled Pai Chan."

[Retsudo]

Maybe he should find another girlfriend named Chrissy

[Raedon]

I love how it ends with the game being that last thing mentioned as 1 in a million lol

[djbeatmongrel]

that was a tear jerker

[GaijinPunch]

I read this yesterday, posted at www.virtuafighter.com (a site I frequent). Hillarious. I love The Onion.