10. Thou shalt have a rediculous amount of Contra edits on your multicart that bring it's number to 1200-in-1.
9. Thou shalt include a strange discoloration of Sonic the Hedgehog on your cover, yet not include anything about Sonic in the cart itself.
8. Thou shalt spend no more than 2 minutes on the label.
7. Thou shalt include on this label statements that lie about PS2 compatability.
6. Thou shalt bastardize the names of every game to a strange random phrase such as, "Small Ding Dong" or "Rapshord Gun."
5. Thou shalt spell these names wrong nonetheless.
4. Thou shalt include a very poor pornagraphic hack of Super Mario Brothers.
3. Thou shalt be sold on Ebay for over 60 USD.
2. Thou shalt hack every other game to include Pikachu and many other Pokemon.
1. Thou shalt spell "Pokemon" incorectly.