Vote now for you Rusty Spike awards - the years worst

[bensenvill]

Just like the rotten apple awards take on the emmy's. Same catagories as the Spike VGA awards. Submit your votes by copying the catagories at the end and I'll tally up the votes.


Best Animation
"Missed the next-gen graphics bus award"
For the game that makes the jaguar look good

Best Performance By A Human
"I think Pauly Shore is availible award"
For the worst possible choice in voice-overs
1- American Idol GBA

Best Game Based on a Movie
"Gigli would make a great game award"
Either the worst possible movie concept to make a game of OR the game was worse than Gigli
1- Looney Tunes: Back in Action GBA

Most Addictive
"It's either the game or I have ADHD award"
The game you couldnt possibly have a lower attention span for
1- Suikoden 3
1- Product Number 03


Best Action Game
"hours of doing the 12oz curls still doesnt make this game exciting award"

Pontiac/GTO Driving Award
"The student driver can was more fun award"
the opposite of GT4

Best Fantasy Game
"If you enjoyed the sims, you'll love sim-senior citizen award"
least apealing fantasy game

Best Sports Game
"If John Madden was lead programmer award"
[add "insightfull" Madden analysis here]

Best Fighting Game
"From the programmers of Sega's Time Killers award"
the fighting game you'd fight the store clerk for your money back

Most Anticipated Game
"If only they spent that $20 mil of advertising on the game award"
I hear they are making a daikatana2
1- State of Emergency

Best Handheld Game
"Its portable but not playable award"
Games have come a long way in 30 years but not for this handheld game
1- Jimmy Neutron vs. Jimmy Negatron

Best Online Game
"The try AOL for 1045 hours award"
For the game that is the worst use of the internet.

Best 1st Person Action
"Through the eyes of a marketing executive award"
Or who ever's eyes its through its just a jad game

Best PC Game
"Because Microsoft says its good award"


Game of the Year
"The act now, supplies are limited award"
Remember the Micheal Jackson Reebok shoes... the ones that literally not a single pair was sold in the nation.

Best Music
"The wedding singer award"
worst in game music


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COPY AND ADD YOUR VOTES
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1"Missed the next-gen graphics bus award"

2"I think Pauly Shore is availible award"

3"Gigli would make a great game award"

4"It's either the game or I have ADHD award"

5"hours of doing the 12oz curls still doesnt make this game exciting award"

6"The student driver can was more fun award"

7"If you enjoyed the sims, you'll love sim-senior citizen award"

8"If John Madden was lead programmer award"

9"From the programmers of Sega's Time Killers award"

10"If only they spent that $20 mil of advertising on the game award"

11"Its portable but not playable award"

12"The try AOL for 1045 hours award"

13"Through the eyes of a marketing executive award"

14"Because Microsoft says its good award"

15"The act now, supplies are limited award"

16"The wedding singer award"

[Dahne]

"It's either the game or I have ADHD award"

Suikoden 3. Oooh, it's a broad, flat plain! And I have to run through it every single time I want to get to another part of the map! With three different characters! Oh well, at least I can read a good book during the fights.

"If only they spent that $20 mil of advertising on the game award"

Did State of Emergency come out this year or last?

[ManekiNeko]

You could pretty much take all the games that Spike TV selected as the best of the year and pop them into this list.

But all seriousness aside, I would have to pick Jimmy Neutron vs. Jimmy Negatron as the worst Game Boy Advance game released this year. I desperately want to say Mortal Kombat Advance or Midway Arcade's Greatest Hits but I'm pretty sure they were released last year.

Product Number 03 (aka PN 03) easily takes the prize for the LEAST addictive video game of 2003. I played the game for about four minutes before I got damned sick and tired of it. I'd also give it the award for worst game concept if such a category existed. Disco dancing and first person shooters is the dumbest combination I've seen since nuts and gum.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action for the Game Boy Advance earns the award for worst game based on a movie. It's dull, the weapons don't work well, and worst of all, it's isometric, making it difficult to play. What's up, Doc? When it comes to this game, definitely not anything in my underwear.

Finally, I'll give the worst performance by a human to whoever did the voices in the Game Boy Advance version of American Idol. Oh, please nice lady, stop with the singing! It's leaving my eardrums ringing!

JR

[hezeuschrist]

Disco dancing and first person shooters is the dumbest combination I've seen since nuts and gum.

You can gum my nuts anytime shugah

[Dahne]

BUMP

I want to see more.

[Kid Fenris]

Suikoden III was released in 2002, as was State of Emergency.

"Best Performance by a Human."
Whoever read the prologue for Chaos Legion. Nothing fits a bizarre medieval fantasy tale like a bored guy with an inconsistent Southern accent.

"Best Fantasy Game"
Unlimited Saga. Part board-game simulation, part RPG, and all of it tedious beyond measure.

[ManekiNeko]

Bumpity bump bump, bumpity bump bump, look at that Frosty go!

JR

P.S. Thanks for the offer Hezeus, but I think I'm gonna have to pass. Then run as far away from you as possible.

[bensenvill]

bump by request

~Tj

[Daltone]

"If only they spent that $20 mil of advertising on the game award"

Fifa 2003 (which probably actually came out at the end of 2002, but shhh). Some new stuff, flashier graphics (though SLOWDOWN!!) but still doesn't play anywhere near as well as even the original PES IMO.

The Getaway has got to be in there too. Horrid, uncontrolable, uncutscense skippable game that it is.

Finally: Devil May Cry 2, which also picks up a vote in the "hours of doing the 12oz curls still doesnt make this game exciting award" catagory from me.

[Gamereviewgod]

Game of the year is definitely Drake on the X-Box. This one is a serious contender for the 10 ten all time worst games list. I've never seen a worse camera coupled with an even more irating control set-up.