Yes, we mostly have introductions by ourselves. How about some introductions for other people we know on the board?

For example:

Wberdan:
Smartest guy in Maine (not saying much)
People in my area would have rednecks, but it snows too much
Can outdrink all other Colecovision collectors combined
Lives with Mom
Punkoff is my girlfriend
Hell on a skateboard
Stereo equipment whore
Only need Colecovision Dragonfire complete
Excuse me while I get another Bergie