So go and groan if you will, but I felt that the genre's titles are just asking for this. The idea here is to take a title and start messing around with it, as much or as little as you think is right.
This is definitely inspired by an old Classicgaming Forums thread which I like to call "Boulevards of Rage."
Here are a couple new ones to groan at, freshly brewed by yours truly:
Corny? Awful? Yes. Why not contribute a few?"Final Fight [red]Gal[/red]"
"Streets of The Hague
"Tecmo Fright" (eh! let's try that one again! Or...not. Well, what rhymes with Knight...hmm)
"Arthritis Knuckle" ("Bare Knuckle" would be the name of Streets of Rage in Japan)