Someone's pictures are up for auction...just no idea whose!

[Phosphor Dot Fossils]

This auction is just frothing-at-the-mouth crazy. (It's not one of mine either, before anyone asks from the location.)

if the people in the pics are your family then this will make an excellent addition to your family album, if not then just put a few of them in your wallet or in frames so it looks like you have a wonderful family and that you don't live in your sisters basement.

[Funkenstein]

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book, I almost cried, thanks for leaving this in dennys for someone to fine years later, it made a rather dull saturday night feel like Disney World.

Wow. Nothing beats reading what a person I've never met thought about all the people they went to high school with. I've never been to Disney World, but I guess it really must suck.

How much you want to bet this person buys frames, just leaves the picture it came with in there, and puts them up around their house?

[DigitalSpace]

The things people find at Denny's.

[tholly]

wow....i dont know what to think about this auction....its just.....sad.....

[punkoffgirl]

There are no bids
ALL HOPE IN HUMANITY IS NOT YET LOST!

[Funkenstein]

Mark my words people.

When the auction gets to under a minute, if no one has bid yet, I am going to blow the $6.99 to buy this, drive forty minutes to the nearest Denny's, and release this majestic yearbook back into the wild. Then perhaps some other lonely individual will find it under the table, and the circle of life will begin anew.

[PapaStu]

Go Funkenstein!!!

::Keys music:::


"BORN FREE.... As free as the wind blows, As free as the grass grows, Born as free as can beeeee"

[BoosTDIt]

Mark my words people.

When the auction gets to under a minute, if no one has bid yet, I am going to blow the $6.99 to buy this, drive forty minutes to the nearest Denny's, and release this majestic yearbook back into the wild. Then perhaps some other lonely individual will find it under the table, and the circle of life will begin anew.

I have just one word for you my friend

Auctionsniper

[punkoffgirl]

Mark my words people.

When the auction gets to under a minute, if no one has bid yet, I am going to blow the $6.99 to buy this, drive forty minutes to the nearest Denny's, and release this majestic yearbook back into the wild. Then perhaps some other lonely individual will find it under the table, and the circle of life will begin anew.

No
NO
NO
You must not. You will upset the delicate balance we are currently maintaining as a species, and cause the downfall and overthrow by the gorillas! They've been suspecting us of being a lot less intellectually superior for quite some time now.. (since eBay started, really) this will be their chance!

*slow motion voice*
N O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

[Funkenstein]

*ahem*

DAMN DIRTY APES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the monkeys try to take over, they will be easily defeated. Why? Simple. Because they have sex with fruit. If a leigon of primates begins advancing on the nation, all we have to do is start rolling case upon case of apples down the hills, and when they give in to their animal instincts and start making sweet, sweet love to granny smith, we just hit 'em all in the head with something heavy. Yeah, that's right, easy as pie. I have have a contingency plan for every feasable disaster scenario imagineable. Just like Batman.

And don't none of you people be snipin' on my yearbook! You think you're a good ebay sniper?

WRONG.

I'm the best. You ever seen that movie "Sniper?" With that dude? And he shoots the other dude in the eye? And the bullet goes right through the other guy's scope?! Yeah. I'm like that guy.

Uh... the first one.

[PapaStu]

Sex... With dear ol Granny Smith???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She was just too sweet. Why couldnt it have been someone from the Macintosh family, so sour, they deserve a good porkin from an ape.

You sound like your that sniper in Saving Private Ryan. He did that too ya know, shot the sniper through his own scope. He was really cool with his Springfield 02', that is until someone blew up the tower he was using.

Whats your contingency plan for that one BatFunkenstein?

[Funkenstein]

I got metal eyes.

Also if someone tries a tactical strike on a tower I'm sniping from, I just start running and jump off the side right as the tower starts to blow up. Then it's as easy as riding the essplosion to safety.

You see, if you're not touching the ground, you won't die in an explosion. The sheer force of the blast will just propel you through the air flailing wildly, where you'll land safely in a nearby body of water.

It's the natural order of things.