Wanted: Obscure Gaming Quotes!

[SoulBlazer]

I'm helping a friend with a website that he's doing for a college class. To help to bring in people from his college to vist the site, he wants to do a contest, and he decided to do one about gaming.

I said I'd help, because this seems to be the PERFECT place on the ask.

We're looking for OBSCURE game quotes. Not the ones that anyone could reconize if they played the game or even saw pictures, but the REALLY nitpicky lines, the ones you'd have to play through several times to remember or have memorized.

It can be several lines in length. We're going to leave this contest to console games only (and handhelds are allowed also) but if you have good computer ones, I'll gladly take them for later.

Please post who said the line(s), the game and system it's on, and a little about where in the game it's said or what's going on.

Here's some examples, ones I've allready suggested to my friend:

"This battle will make your blood boil! Good luck!" -- Jackal for the NES, from the starting game screen.

"Look into my eyes -- your're going to like me, you're going to like me!"
(pause of several seconds)
"Did it work?"
Riona to Squall, Final Fantasy VIII, at the start of the dance scene.

"I wonder how many players will see this message?"
One guy talking to another, Metroid Fusion for GBA, if Samus manages to get through a area without a special item.

Thanks in advance, guys!

[Cauterize]

hahaha "all your base are belong to us" :P :P :P
only messing... hmmm i always rember in the lion king game the two words "Kill him" from that evil lion thing.. bit violent for disney eh?

[SkiDragon]

I thought this was rather humorous.
(I hope this quote is correct)
"What are we going to do with no weapons?!"

Said by one of the main characters
Gunstar Heroes - Genesis

I dont remember everything, but this happens at the end of the launch base area I think. The bad guys took your weapons and escape, etc.

Its more funny taken out of context.

[Daria]

The only quotes that ever stick with me are the funny or clever ones. I don't really see much point in repeating them overwise. That said-

"...I don't know how you keep it up hour after hour, I'm dead tired after 15 minutes." Lowe - Shining Force

"Well I am tried of working the farm, sure I've grown close to the sheep but I'm starting to long for some wanton violence." Rolf - Knights of Xentar

"Stupid dwarves! You've obviously never fought with someone who fights like a true fairy! Err... wait. Forget it." Hero - Knights of Xentar

"This is a choco- uh... chukuboo..." Ruby - Lunar EBC

[Graham Mitchell]

"Special Attack- Love Love Dancing"--Final soldier from Gunstar Heroes.

Last Battle for the Genesis is LOADED with great ones. They usually consist of 2 people having a conversation that makes NO sense whatsoever. Like:

"I wanted you to meet Alyssa" --> response: "Now you have the look of a Hero!"

"What's the matter!" [actual punctuation] --> response: "I want to become a hero!"

"Aarzak! Save the world!" --> response: "I am the only one who can save this world!"

"For the Duke I will fight to the end!" --> response: "What kind of being is Duke?"

That's just the first level. Definitely check that out for more.

[Nez]

"BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!
YELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

-Red Prisim Ranger from Disgaea

Must have laughted my ass off for 20 minutes and another ten when I watched it with hellvin. One of my favorite cut screans. Oh its the japanese audio that makes it funny. The english version isn't as good.

[SirDrexl]

From Zelda II:

"When all else fails use fire."

[Sotenga]

You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die! - Battle Rangers

It might take you a little while to memorize the exact quote here. You'll have to be somewhat fluent in Engrish.

[Lemmy Kilmister]

I'm playing both breath of fire 2 and 3 right now. Seeing as they are both Notorious for having some of the most godawful translations. I will post some of the lamer lines i find. I don't have that many qutoes right now (just started) but i'll list them as i go along.

1. She is strong like Biruburu (2).

[VinnyT]

"Mufufufufufufu"-bad guy laugh from Pokemon version I can't think of
(realizes Pokemon isn't obscure, but is to lazy to delete it)


""Sayonara Barbarian Dogbreath"-Oni from Saturday Night Slammasters

"Jessica, can you ever forgive me?"-Mike Haggar from Saturday Night Slammasters

"What's a Pimp"-Legend of Legaia

"Pow! Pow!"-Dog from Skies of Arcadia

"Weird......"-DJ boy from DJ Boy after beatinmg the fat italian lady boss.

"Congratulations! You got al lthe trophies!"-Super Smash Brothers Melee

[AB Positive]

One of my favorites all-time:

"Fait Accomplis bores me silly! I hunger for a worthy opponent!"

-King, win quote from KoF 2000


-AG

[8bit4life]

best videogame line ever:

"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a Bad enough Dude to rescue the president?" - Bad Dudes (if you had to guess)


lol, gets me everytime...

[Crush Crawfish]

***WARNING**** Possible spoilers


Monster Party, One of my favorite NES games is filled with strange quotes:

"Sorry, I'm Dead"- Giant Spider

"Look out Baby, Here I come"- Giant Fried Shimp Boss

"I'm Royce"- Giant Caterpillar

"Welcome! Entrance to Hell"- Grim Reaper

and here's more:

"Hamlet- to eat or not to eat?"- Erik, Illusion of Gaia, after the poor pig commits suicide.

"To accelerate, press accelerate."- Enter the Matrix's ever-so-helpful tutorial.

"Nimufu? She's worshipping the Porcelain God"- Witch in the Wildcat bar, letting you know Nimufu's using the bathroom, Breath of Fire 2

"leg's go Lan!"- Megaman, Megaman battle Network 4

"There's so many electrical store!"- Dr. Hikari, Megaman Battle Network 4

"When Rub-a-Doc came here, I got excited at him."- Kid in Super Ninja boy

"Kidnapping is Wrong! I'll be careful not to kidnap anyone!"- Mr. T look-alike, Earthbound

"And you'll be burning in...Well, you'll go to heaven!!!!!"- Deparment store Spook, Earthbound

"Preeeeeeeet.....pooooooooooot!"- villager in Earthbound

"Ness got the Monkey's Love"- Earthbound

That's all for now.

[Flack]

"TOTAL CARNAGE! I LOVE IT!"

"GOOD LUCK -- YOU'LL NEED IT!"

Both from Smash TV.

[o2william]

Some pearls of wisdom dropped by various villagers in Castlevania II: Simon's Quest:

"Get a silk bag from the Graveyard Duck to live longer."
"I've been waiting for a good looking guy like you."
"When I was your age, women loved me."
"Take my daughter, please!!"
"You've upset the people. Now get out of town!!"
"Let's live here together."

And one of my favorites, said by the Gazurtoid in Starflight:

"And Blulbgrb begat Urgglbb who begat Glbrrgb who begat Lubrbglb who begat Bulgrb. Thereby was the begatting begun."

[Lemmy Kilmister]

Opps.. I can't beleive i (everyone) forgot the classic "ouch' what you do" quote from goonies 2.

[Dangerboy]

"Sob sob. I am beaten." - Kickle Cubicle

"Shut up and Get behind me...Sir." - Halo Level Title

"How about I let my baby Betty blow you a kiss?!" - Last Alert, which is FULL of them.

"Wow, you put up less of a fight than sheep do. How do I know? Uh..." - Benimaru, King of Fighters

"Now you know the difference between us; you suck." - Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo

[TRO]

"You spoony bard!" - Tellah, Final Fantasy II (SNES, US)

[Melf]

"You cannot stop me with just a paramecium"! - Forgotten Worlds

"Oh, my car!" - Final Fight

[Jorpho]

I would direct you to Whazzat, but that doesn't seem to be the point of this exercise. I can, however, easily remember the quotes I submitted personally:

"Then the extinguishing woods revived with green, and the danger of the nature was eliminated." -Ending, Bubble Bobble (Game Boy)

"I whipped those weenies to smithereenies!"
"Oh Higgins, you chubby hunk of bubbler! You saved me!"
-Higgins and Tina, Super Adventure Island II (SNES)