Yeah, I know, took me long enough. But I finally got it. Why didn't anybody tell me there were goat-children? I woulda bought it on the first day if I had known there were goat-children.
A couple things:
Please, PLEASE tell me there's some way to shut this obnoxious widescreen mode off.
Is there any way to take the food items off of the O button? I keep accidently eating them.