Best Darius Boss Name
Lemme first declare that I'm a big Darius fan. I beat Darius Gaiden three times today... that was the result not only of a lack of other ideas, but also the result of entrancement, what with the graphics and blaring sound and multiple pathways. It can be argued that the greatest part of Darius is the bosses, which are huge robotic mockups of aquatic life, armed to the teeth with assloads of armanents. Announcing the arrival of one of these sumnabitches is this particular group of words...
WARNING: A huge battleship, (Insert name here), is approaching fast.
That classic line poses a question: Which of those names are among your favorites? Lemme mention a few of mine...
Tripod Sardine
My Home Daddy
Titanic Lance (don't laugh, this boss is MASSIVE)
Risk Storage
Odious Trident
Full Metal Shell (I could imagine a giant R. Lee Ermey trying to destroy you with giant neon profanities... though, the boss is a sea turtle)
In my humble opinion, however, nothing tops the moniker of ACCORDION HAZARD. I mean... is that not the most wackadoo name ever? Others might have their own favorites, but nothing beats the mental picture of Weird Al gone off the deep end and going on a rampage with his accordion modified to shoot gamma lasers.
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