What video game characters are drug addicts?

[Sylentwulf]

CAFFEINE NICOTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soda Popinski was a wicked lush. TONS of Neogeo fighters were drunk or on some other drugs. If you include Sake, virtually anything made in japan has SOME drunk guy in it. Auron for example. He was dead and still guzzling sake.

[Push Upstairs]

Mario is a total mushroom head. All those red cap ones with the white polka dots are known as Amanita Muscaria and are even more powerful than Psilocybin The boy be hard trippin'!

Is it any coincidence that Mario takes a trip to the "Mushroom Kingdom".

[Aussie2B]

Every single character in Bahamut Lagoon. The healing items are literally called "drugs". The Star Ocean games have pills and such.

[tony_good]

Let's not forget Soda Popinski, of Punch-out!! fame. Even when I was 7, I could tell this guy was an alcoholic. And Mario's not the only character in the Mushroom Kingdom experimenting with hallucinogens - anyone remember the "Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy" level from Super Mario World 2? Shame on you, Yoshi!

As a matter of fact, I have an old ad from the coin-op Super Punch-Out!!

The original name of the character was Vodka Drunkenski. It was changed for the NES version. And you are correct, he was a raging alcoholic, and Nintendo was poking fun at Russia's rampant alcoholism.

[Cauterize]

Mario is a total mushroom head. All those red cap ones with the white polka dots are known as Amanita Muscaria and are even more powerful than Psilocybin The boy be hard trippin'!

Is it any coincidence that Mario takes a trip to the "Mushroom Kingdom".

i think Push Upstairs's avatar is proof that mario does drugs...

just look at the expression on this druggies face...


all he needs now is bloodshot eyes!

or maybe im missin the rest of the picture, featuring Mario and peach, mario showing his "cum" face

[Predatorxs]

What about the 2 kids from Ghoul patrol there always poppin! crazy shit.. then turning into monsters etc...

..XS

[Push Upstairs]

Mario is a total mushroom head. All those red cap ones with the white polka dots are known as Amanita Muscaria and are even more powerful than Psilocybin The boy be hard trippin'!

Is it any coincidence that Mario takes a trip to the "Mushroom Kingdom".

i think Push Upstairs's avatar is proof that mario does drugs...

just look at the expression on this druggies face...


all he needs now is bloodshot eyes!

The funny thing is, other than the "trippy" background I haven't altered that pic of Mario.

Its a Mario radio that someone had for sale on Ebay & the eyes and nose are like that in the orginal picture.

[Dahne]

Auron for example. He was dead and still guzzling sake.

Sake that lets him SPIT FIRE. I never did figure that one out.

[Vroomfunkel]

OK, so they are not soley videogame characters, but they both feature in videogames as well ..

Sherlock Holmes - morphine / opium / whatever else he could get his dirty hands on.

Asterix & Obelix - that 'magic potion' made from secrety herbs from the forest was clearly some kind of bad-ass stimulant.

Vroomfunkel

[Icarus Moonsight]

What struck me as obvious when I read the subject to this thread, and completely floored me that it hasn't been brought up yet, are the Marines from StarCraft. Stim-Pak BABY!!! "Oh, YEAH! That's the stuff!"
Juiced-up jar heads... now that's a bad idea

[tony_good]

Bo Rai Cho from MK Deadly Alliance is an alcoholic.

Then there was that one game where you took "Spanish Fly" to bounce back and forth between the women on the 2600. Anybody remember that game?

[nintendorocker]

voldo has to be a meth head.
kirby does alot of blow.
hmmm and i always wonderd about kid kool and the quest for the7 wonder herbs.

[punkoffgirl]

Viewtiful Joe's definitely on some good acid to be thinking he's going into the MOVIE SCREEN.