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    I can't enter, because I'm Canadian... (shakes fist)
    so feel free to use this, and share the prize if you win


    AAaaaA! what the hell is..?
    AARRGH!.. good lord...AAaahHH...get it off
    for the love of..AAUgghH!

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    Used to have weapons.
    Now I'm weak and pathetic.
    Must find them again!?

    Metroid drains my life
    Never drawing blood at all
    Where did the time go?

    -Rob
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    Oh sexy Samus
    When I drink the Honey Brown
    Scanning don't hurt so

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    ive played for hours
    my eyes bleed
    samus!? a girl?!?



    so shes a girl
    she could still kick your ass
    soundly


    ive never played metroid in any form, so i have to stick with what i know.

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    Just wander around
    Shoot shoot shoot refil your health
    damn, this game sure sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raccoon Lad
    Just wander around
    Shoot shoot shoot refil your health
    damn, this game sure sucks
    Sega really sucks.
    The S in their name means "sucks."
    Nintendo owns j00.

    ... *runs for his dear life*

    And now, a new one relating to Metroid:

    Heh, stupid red door.
    Lemme just switch here, and... SHIT!
    No more damned missles.


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    Eight-Six-Eighty Six
    Six Metroid sequels here now
    Where's Kid Icarus?
    o2william's Found & Lost

    The Odyssey˛ Homepage! - Visit it for Sync-Sound Action!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sotenga
    Quote Originally Posted by Raccoon Lad
    Just wander around
    Shoot shoot shoot refil your health
    damn, this game sure sucks
    Sega really sucks.
    The S in their name means "sucks."
    Nintendo owns j00.

    ... *runs for his dear life*

    And now, a new one relating to Metroid:

    Heh, stupid red door.
    Lemme just switch here, and... SHIT!
    No more damned missles.


    Disclaimer: Sega and Nintendo both really rule. Sorry 'bout that bogus haiku. I'm just a jackass by nature, you see.
    To be fair, I actually tried to enjoy Metroid: bought the game, put in over 4 hours play time, but it was to no avail. Never played the sequels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raccoon Lad
    To be fair, I actually tried to enjoy Metroid: bought the game, put in over 4 hours play time, but it was to no avail. Never played the sequels.
    That's understandable. Metroid just isn't everyone's cup of tea, and as good as I thought the first one was, I won't deny that I'd probably get lost if I lacked a sufficient map to maneuver.

    One more, then I'll probably run out of creative juices.

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    I'd suggest trying the Zero Mission remake, then. I enjoyed that MORE then original Metroid.
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    I'd suggest trying the Zero Mission remake, then. I enjoyed that MORE then original Metroid
    Yeah, for anyone who just picked up the Metroid series, Zero Mission rules. However, if you were around back in the day, Metroid would have rocked your world then too. I didnt get the game at first, but I just kept plugging at it. Once I found a map, I was like..."Ohhhh! This game is HUGE...but I know where to go now."

    Some don't like the original because it's "too hard." Once you get your weapons and energy, it's really a cakewalk.

    -ROb
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    Samus, why 3-D?
    You are not James Bond, wake up
    Oh please side scroll next!

    Haha, now for what I really put

    Samus! A Metroid!
    Quick, use powerfull ice beam!
    Rockets GO! Strike foe!
    Run, run, or you'll be well done! -Kefka

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