Battle Royale round 2 Game FIGHT!!! happy fun VOTE

[Sothy]

Last time we saw Mary Kate and Ashley with a garden weasel for PSX DOMINATE the competition.

So for the next fight. Imagine if you will, A world. A world where games compete with eachother as animated sentient beings which fight to the death in a kumite style arena of death.

Who would win?


Meet the fighters.


DEADLY TOWERS for NES NEW AND SEALED

"in EB packaging"

Up next:
TMNT Hyperstone Heist BOXED for Genesis!




Next fighter:
RED ALARM for Virtual Boy





NEXT!
Minesweeper ...with a bottle of JD


HEIL!
3DO Demo disc#3 ...with SPORKS!


VOTE FOR THE WINNER!

[djbeatmongrel]

well i never played a 3DO but i friggin love sporks

[Lemmy Kilmister]

Jack Daniel's would win by a landslide IMO. Because not only would you get pissed after continuous losing in Mine Sweep, but after get mad anuff (or drunk) you could smash the empty bottle over your opponents head.

[orangemage]

you can't beat the sporks

[Kroogah]

I saw the Jack, that's all I needed to see. Minesweeper easily.

[Cmosfm]

Gotta go with 3DO sporks...how can you beat a spork? you can't.

[RetroYoungen]

Dude, it's ALL about the "sealed" Deadly Towers. I mean, c'mon! It's DEADLY! And swingable in that little package! And it... it TOWERS over the others! Did I mention it was deadly?

[Jibbajaba]

*IF* Deadly Towers had been factory sealed, then it would win hands down. It would shed it's useless shrinkwrapping (because who gives a shit about a sealed copy of deadly towers) and use it to suffocate it's enemies. As it is, 3DO and it's sporks handily win the battle, as it waits for it's prey to enter hypnotic state after wondering why such an expensive console has such shityy, shitty graphics. Once hypnosis has occurred, it's enemies are disembowled using all but one spork, which it uses to eat what's left on the paper wrapping after consuming a burrito supreme.

Chris

[98PaceCar]

Gotta go with 3DO sporks...how can you beat a spork? you can't.

Blasphemer!! J.D. is your friend!! Drink enough J.D. and you don't need sporks!!

[classicb]

The 3DO may be the slowest competitor but whatch out it's got blades hidden in those spoons

[Jive3D]

RED ALARM Clan ain't nothing to F*ck with!!

[thegreatescape]

Spinning Disc + the untold possibilities of the spork = sure victory.

[blissfulnoise]

Mr. Daniels + an unsolvable math problem for teh win. Nice work on the Minesweeper pic too. w00t for teh 8!

Deadly Towers; It is so weak, you feel lonely (you have no confidence in this game).

[Crush Crawfish]

Deadly towers has performed an illegal operation. All competitors will be TERMINATED with extreme prejudice!!!! Prince myer is teh uubbberr 1337 w00t

[Sothy]

3DO demo disc with sporks for the win.

I gotta admit that was a bit of an upset.

Stay tuned for the final battle and the crowning of our champion.

[specialmove]

lol. Spork, Spork, Ssspppooorrrrkkkkkkkk! (rar!)

[EnemyZero]

im sorry but sporks are just way to good to loose