Sasha Nein: Young man, I hope you've learned a lesson here today.
Raz: Yes, I have... that shooting things is fun and useful!
That has to be one of the most entertaining auctions I have ever read. You have to read all 9 questions and his answers.
That is quite possibly the greatest ebay auction ever.
It's been removed
Wow, removed only like one minute after I looked at it... that's a shame.
The ebay people clearly don't have a sense of humor.
For those who didn't see it, the auction was titled "I am from the future." And in it, the seller goes on to describe how he's from the future and he's able to communicate back to our era through electric waves. Then he goes onto list a dozen different facts about the future, like how the president of the world is an octopus and it's now punishable by death to eat calamari. Also, he had a long list of questions from potential buyers, of which he answered them all. For example, someone asked if the BoSox would ever win the World Series again. He said, "No, and Yankees fans often chant '2004' at baseball games, mocking them for how long it's been." or something to that effect.
Eh, I'm ruining the joke. It was good though. He had a humorous picture of the President of the World along with his auction too. Then at the end, he said, "Now that's out of the way, here's the actual auction. You're bidding for the right to add a line to my original screenplay."
And, the bidding got up to $999,000, with eight days left no less.