happy april fools day to you too!
NEW ENGLAND CLASSIC GAMING-NEXT TRADEMEET pretty soon... IN BOSTON
Ha! But if such a thing actually existed and I had $750 to blow (a state of affairs that I'm never likely to experience)... it would be mine.
I liked their iCopulate joke better
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/icopulate.shtml