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    Default Who's your wife, and who's your mistress?

    From a console standpoint, which system is your bread and butter, the one that you always come home to, but the one that you often take for granted (your wife)

    Which console is your mistress, you know the one that gets you really excited, and you are really into, but maybe it's just that initial lust period and it will fade? (your mistress)


    For me, my Wife is the Super Nintendo. Old Faithfull as I like to call her. Always there when I need her, so solid and underapreciated and taken for granted. But also kinda stale and been there done that at the same time. I mean the SNES has all the great classics, but it's kindof a situation where I know everything there is to know about the SNES, and that old excitement isn't quite there with it, but I still know that it's rock solid and dependable for great gaming goodness. Mama!

    Then you have the grass is greener on the other side theory. My mistress. Ah, how exciting she is. So volumptuous and curvy. Undiscovered country just wanting to be explored. Total infatuation and pure lust. I wonder if it's just a phase? Will this just be a flash in the pan like all the other hoochie mama's? The PC Engine Super CD setup for me is my mistress right now. I'm just in the courting stage with Her, and life is bliss. Let's see how things are 6 months from now.

    I've got alot of old Mistresses in my closet. Sega Saturn, now that was a real dame! Sony Playstation, wow that body! Sega Genesis, what an azz on that baby, she has junk in the trunk especially when you put that Sega CD under her!

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    The NES I will always go back to eventually. It was my first home console and my first console to avidly collect for. I usually swap mistresses about once every two weeks, my last two were Saturn and Genesis. Over the last few days I've been having some great late night visits with dreamcast. She's just so visually stunning I'm just mesmerized by her.

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    Wife - Good Ol Dreamcast

    Mistress - PSP....how sexy you are my little PSP
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    The wife - Easily the SNES.

    The mistress - I've been picking up quite a few PSX titles recently and found quite a few that I missed during its primetime.

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    Xbox Live will always be my wife. The GBA is my mistress, but she is quite neglected.

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    wife = Genesis
    mistress = SNES
    gay lover = Saturn (imports)
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    Get BIT!

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    at Iron's response.

    Heh... I think Saturn is BOTH my wife and mistress. Kinda cool how that works out... I'm only into Saturn, and it usually excites me like the first day I met it.

    Though in late 2004 the DC was a bit of a mistress..

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    I like to date those crazy laser / cd types. Sometimes I call them back up later.

    Marriage? Maybe Neo Geo Pocket Color. I only have a couple games for it, but I play through them all the way, all dedicated like.

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    Wife - that'd be the NES.

    Mistress - I'd have to say the Dreamcast, although she can get a little testy when I don't buy her new imports to help continue our relationship - as the picture shows.

    Then there's a whole thing with the Virtual Boy but I was young and just experementing - I swear!!

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    wife? neo geo

    mistress... xbox, as of yesterday when she showed up on my doorstep.
    BLAST AWAY AND GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Wife....good ol' comfy N64. Lost my "virginity" to her.
    Mistress....lusty, busty, evil bitch Xbox.

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    The NES is my ol' ball and chain.

    The PS2 would be my mistress. It's always there when I need that something extra.
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    Wife = Atari 2600. She takes up the most space in both my house and my thoughts. She's the one I talk about with the guys whenever the subject of gaming comes up. We're coming up on our silver anniversary, you know.

    Mistress = Dreamcast. Oftentimes when I'm out shopping I find myself secretly browsing for gifts I might come back to the store and get for her later. Last month it was a Mad Catz driving controller. I felt a little guilty but man-oh-man Crazy Taxi was never as fun as before this. "WHO'S YOUR SUGAR DADDY?"

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    Wife - SNES she's always been there for me

    Mistriss - XBOX only when I feel like it

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    Wife: Genesis forever

    Mistress: DS was a very short mistress...now im trying to get a PSP

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    Default Nothing can replace my wife, but if we are talking consoles.

    The console I have chosen as a life partner is good enough for me, and that is the good ol Nes. Soon I will be down to one game I will need for my set. I think that will hold me over with a couple of games to play
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    Wife - Dreamcast
    Mistress - Saturn
    Harem - all the other Sega consoles I own ^-^

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    Wife- The NES. Always been there.

    Mistress- Possibly my DS at this point. But she's not quite putting out yet.
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    Wife- Genesis....i always return to it
    Mistress- Anything Nintendo...Cube especially or GBA...I'm usually a sucker for Mario...but at the moment, I've really seen my true passion with Sega, and I dump Nintendo like a ton of a bricks if it wasn't for GameCube and the DS (which I still have not played)
    These cartridges are dirty as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

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    The wife - Sega Genesis. I was raised for a little on the NES but the Genesis was my main gaming pal during the 11-16 age frame, the range of age where nostalgia seems to hit the most.

    The misteress - SNES. It's new to me, and it was off to a slow start because I started with cheap games. Problem is, I was used to cheap games being good ala the NES and Genesis. With the SNES, the cheap games are more often than not, not so great. But ever since I got Gradius III, shes got me hooked in!

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