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    Default Iron Monkey guide to Game of Excellent

    Begin video game Guide of Excellent

    Part number One.

    Karate Champ very good.
    Full point. Half point. Also punch flower pot.

    Iron Monkey Rating: 9 to 10 karate chop.
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!
    Punch of Extra POWER!

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    Speed Racer for the Playstation. My boyfriend loves it. I bet his brother would like it too. Pity he's not been heard from ever since that mysterious Racer X surfaced.
    ~~~ He's a demon on wheels! ~~~ ^_^

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    Hmmm....I like Final Fantasy IV myself......but that whiny bastard, Cecil, always seems to get the girl.....

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    PaRappa the Rappa is also very good.

    Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind.
    If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
    that the things I'll teach ya, is sure to beat ya.
    Nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher now!

    Nature Boy Rating: 8 / 10 karate chop.
    HAAAAI YA YA YA YA YA!
    Time will be when the broadest river dries
    And the great cities wane and last descend
    Into the dust, for all things have an end

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    Brass Monkey
    That funky monkey
    Bass Monkey junkie that funky monkey

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    Default Re: Iron Monkey guide to Game of Excellent

    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Monkey
    Karate Champ very good.
    Full point. Half point. Also punch flower pot.

    Iron Monkey Rating: 9 to 10 karate chop.
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!
    This person is either clinically insane or incurably silly. I'm not sure which, but definitely one or the other.

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    House of Dead 2 very much good.

    Shoot gun make kill zombie.

    Happy_Dude Rating 7 to 8 Gun shot

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAA!!!!

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    The best line:

    "Also punch flower pot."

    Also punch flower pot indeed. I could never get those rounds - is that what you're supposed to do, punch the flower pots? the "EVADE" command always made me think you were supposed to jump or duck or otherwise EVADE that stuff.

    Anyone got the low down? Mr. Monkey? Or should I say, Monkey of Iron?
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    King of Fighter '97 very good.

    Yashiro Nanakase in tournament of fighter of king. Kick many Kyo Kusanagi in face. Boincy boobs Mai.

    14 out of 9 Karate Chop. Oh wait I am Chinese. Kung Fu Kick. HAAAAAI!


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    Night Warriors game is most well but is called Vampire Hunter in Japan. Fighting of game makes for much fun with fantastic and colors from many graphic flavor. Let us glow together.

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    game of NES Shingen, Ruler excellent!
    pattern to conqest territory of Monkey Iron made clear!
    only 1 horse used to remove warlord!

    feel power of Hot B!

    AAAAAAAAAIEEEOOOOUUU and sometimes YYYYYY!
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    I want the car of flight really large: The vice-city is him my faverave whole time. I wish that I have a higher notch of Salamisandwiches 9_10 for children.

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    Western player have Laugh to speech do I.
    Impress Iron Monkey? You do not.

    Part number Two.

    Spartan X
    Has good punch and Kicks. Many opponent Fall to Iron Monkey play.
    Also to be get smash with Stick in ankle.
    No flower Pot.

    Iron Monkey Rating: 7 to 10 round House kick.
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!
    Punch of Extra POWER!

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    Part number One.

    Dragon Balls Budokai

    Western speech are call it "Tournament of World"! Is laugh me! Good cool fight anime stuff. Voices make me cry.

    135 of 39 Drunken Monkey Nipple Twist. GRRRAAAAAARRGH!!!!


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    brother return home at once. teacher quite angry you leave. enough with foolish gamering.

    Kick of extra PUNCH

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    I was going to write something in Iron Monkeyeeze, but I'm just laughing too damn hard.

    You're right, DP, he's either a bonafide loony or is a comic genius. The dude has maintained his character for all this time, now THAT I gotta give kudos for.

    :tosses little chocolate covered cookie bars in Iron Monkey's general direction:

    There ya go, hope you like peanut butter, it's all I got left.

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