worst console names ever to come out of hong kong

[phreak97]

we've all heard of pirate consoles like the Top Guy, and polystation.. now it's time to bring out the best (worst) of them all.

post your favourite, third party (or pirate) console or peripheral names here

my favourite pirate name would be the famiclone "Konami Songtly".. it just has something about it.. this.. non-pronouncability to it

also i have a megadrive controller here called "Computer Video Game Control Pad Series II" not spectacular, but i needed to have another example: over-lengthened names

another nice one is a sfc (super famicom) controller i have here called "super famous card"

post away!

[segarocks30]

Katamari damacy

[rbudrick]

Game Theory Admiral.

Game King.

Dreamcast?

-Rob

[MarHel78]

321 Famicom clones with some really stoopid names:

A

ABC-999
AB Standard 8 bit
Action+Super 6
Advance Boy
Ashi VCD
Arcade Action
Arcade Station
A3 family game
Al27605
"Alien" Famiclones
Argo 8-Bit Game
Argo Station
Arronix
Asder Family Computer
Asder PC 95
Asder NT 101 thru Asder NT 106

B

Beta 5
Bit System
Boss 3800a
Brightech FCCP03

C

Castle Supergame
CD 98 TV game system
Combook
Computer and game LT-906
Computer Game
Compukid
Chaoba YF-300
Cheerful SN-3000 Mega Power II
Chin Laser
Cyber Boy
Cyber computer
Cyberstar Educational 3001
Console TV
Console TV Challenge
Console TV Play Stadium

D

Dendy*/Dendy jr. (1)
Dendy (Micro Genius)
Dendy (2)
Dendy 8
Dendy Star Trek
Dr. Boy*
Doctor PC jr.
Dinostar
Dinosaur
Dream Gear
Dynavision II
Dynavision III
Dynavision III Action set
Dynavision Radical
Deluxe Arcade Power Player
Dongsheng

E

Eastern Computer
Ending Man JJ-80-50
Ending Man S-7000
Es game Ministation
Es game Polybox
Extreme Box

F

Family computer
"Family Game"
Family Game Action set
Family Game Selection set
Family Game 168
Family Game TVG 8200
"Family Game" (South America)
Family Fun Creator
Famipachi
Famipachi 21
Famicom Titler
Fashionable Desgin
FC 1000
Feihao 9953
Funtime
Funstation III
Funstation 32-in-1
Fairview machines (various)

G

"Game Boy"
Good Boy
Gamevision
Gamestar 2000
Game City
Game City [2]
Game City [3]
Game Corner Funmachine
Game Corner (pad)
Game Kids
Game Star Advance
Game Star Console TV
Game Star Super TV Educator
Game Start
Game link super hand game 2010
Game Power II
Game Pad
Game Player (1)
Game Player (2)
Game Player (3)
Game Player (4)
Game Player 2005
Game VCD
Game World 98
Gamezone
GB Turtle
GC007 Smart Genius
Geniecom
Gentex
Gold Leopard King (GLK)
GLK 98
GLK 1133
GLK 1339 Rey De Lepardo
GLK 1119
GLK 5002
GLK 6102
Gun Boy (1)
Gun Boy (2)
Gun Boy (3)
Gun Boy Jr.
GVC Nintendo

H

Handy vision
Hi Top
Hitex
Home Computer 3600
HT 767

I

Inpo Famiclones
Inteltron 7000
Interstellar Fighter
IQ301 Computer game
IQ 502

J

Jamixo Neo Boy
Joy Kid

K

Kingo Game Player
KR 300
KK

L

Lifa 8882
Likey PSX
Liming
Lin Tong LT 777
Lite Star Handy Boy
Lite Star Hunting Park
Lite Star Mega Racing
Lite Star Megakid
Lite Star racing Value pack
Lite star Shangai Fantasy
LT 906
LT 909
LT 909 (2)

M

Magic Box
Magicstr Savia
Magicstr Military
Magicsatr Cyber Computer
Magicstr Learning computer
Magicstr Station
Magicstr Turbo
Magicstr Drive
Magicstr Master
Magicstr Obuch
Magicstr Repetitor
Mark II Jr.
MX-V CE 8
MCCGO
Mcgenie
MD 006
MD I
Megatronix Console Compatta
Mega Gun
Mega Gun Jr.
Megaplay
Mega Power
Mega Power 2
Mega Power SP2
Mega Joy
Mega Joy 76
Mega Joy II
Mega Racer
Masterboy
Mastergames 9000
Megadrive2
Ming Xiong (1)
Ming Xiong (2)
Microgenius
Microgenius IQ 701
Micro Genius IQ 1000
Modern Mate
Modern Style
Mini Famicom
Mini NES
Miyota Wapstation
MK X Super Action set
MT 999 DX
MT II
MT III family game system
MT V
MX V

N

Nasa
Nasa hor 91
Nasa hor 92
Nisha famiclones
NEOFAMI
New Generation 32-in-1
Newtendo Super Famcom
NES clone (1)
NES clone (2)
Nevica

O

Orbit PtDVD 7685
Opera AV Station


P

Paldio
Pika Boy
Pika Boy 2
Pika game
PC FC 8-bit
PC kid
Pegasus
Pegasus Entertain set
Pelican game station arcade
Phantom (Brazil)
Protech*
Play power I
Play Power II
Play Power V
Play Power V (German)
Play Power Overt
Play Power TV
Power Player*
Power Joy
Power Joy III
Power Joy Voyager
Power Play III
Power Play 128X
Power Play 128 (DC)
Plug and Play
Power Player (handheld)
Power Station 64
Polystation
Polystation II
Polystation III
Polystation III Super Soccer system
Polystation Advance
Planet Joy
Prosystem 8
Pro Fighter 88
Pyle

Q

Quasar Neon Boy
Qishen Long 9983
Qishen Long 9932

R

Rainbow computer game
Red Star Polystation
Red Star Super Smart Genius

S

Sachen
Sachen Q Boy
Scorpion 8
Samurai
Samurai compact player
Samurai 2000 Fun Grizzler
Samurai Fun rider
Samurai LT 001
Samurai marvel
Samurai MG 47
Samurai MG 56
Samurai micro genius
Samurai Smart Genius
Savia
Sharp Famicom TV
Sega Megadrive II
Selection SZ 100
SGT 6072A
Sinostar 3900
Sinostar 6200
Sinostar 6300
Sinostar 9900
Sinostar V Racing Station
Smart computer pro
SN 4000
Soccer 98
Songtly
Subor 929
Subor 971
Subor D 25
Subor sb 225
Super Charger
Superman
Super magic star
Super Megason
Super Pegasus
Super Action Set
Supercom
Super Ufo Lp-6000
Surprise Success 2019
Surprise Success 007
Simbas jr.
Sharp Famicom Twin
Sky Cube
Sky Eye
Sky Tech millenia 2000
Star
Super Joy I
Sy 700 Family Video Game

T

Texet
Terminator 2
Terminator 7
Titan
Titanica 2000
Thai Famiclone
Top Game vg 9000
TV Spielconsole
TV Entertainment game
Tontex
Taru Video Player
TurboGame Dural

U

UFO A500 II
Unitech
Ultra 8 bit
Unknown Clones

V

VCD 6065
Venturer Super Start all-in-one
Video Challenger
Video game 8 bit system
Viditex
Video Vs. Maxx*
Video Consola
Vikart
Virtual Player

W

Winner

Y

Yarou

Z

Zennon II
Z-first Super action set
Zhong Tian 3
Zhong Tian Gameplayer
Zhong Tian Polystation
Zhiliton 938

Misc

720
8 bit super entertainment system
8-Bit Terminator
8-Bit Xbox Game Player

[Querjek]

Treamcast.

[ClassicGameTrader]

Dongsheng

This has my vote as of this moment!

[GameSlaveGaz]

I didn't quote it cuz it was waay long, but the guy who had the complete alphabetical list of Famicon bootlegs - just wow...and I thought I was a treasure trove of useless information!

I'm particularly fond of Chin Laser and Dendy Star Trek, just cuz they put Star Trek in the name...