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    A while back, I was browsing these newsgroups, just like you are now, and
    came across an article similar to this
    that said you could make thousands of CASH within weeks with only an
    initial investment of
    $6.00 plus stamps! So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam!" But
    like most of us I was curious and kept
    reading. It said that if you send $1.00 to each of
    the 6 names and addresses listed in the article, you could make thousands
    in a very short period of time. You
    then place your own name and address at the bottom of the list at #6, and
    post the article to at least 300
    newsgroups. (There are about 32,000 of them out there and that's quite a
    large market pool). No catch, that was
    it. Even though the investment was a measly $6, I had three questions that
    needed to be answered before I could
    get involved in this sort of thing.

    1. IS THIS REALLY LEGAL?
    I called a lawyer first. The lawyer was a little sceptical that I would
    actually make any CASH but he said it WAS
    LEGAL if I wanted to try it. I told him it sounded a lot like a chain
    letter but the details of the system (SEE
    BELOW) actually made it a legitimate legal business.

    2. IS OK WITH THE POST OFFICE OR IS IT MAIL FRAUD? I called them:
    1-800-725-2161 and they
    confirmed THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! (See 18, h sections1302 NS 1341 of
    Postal Lottery Laws). This
    clarifies the program of collecting names and addresses for a mailing list.

    3. IS IT RIGHT? Well, everyone who sends me a buck has a good chance of
    getting A LOT of CASH ... a much
    better chance than buying a lottery ticket!!!

    So, having these questions answered, I invested EXACTLY $7.92 ... six $1.00
    bills and six 32 cent postage
    stamps ... and boy am I glad I did!!!
    Within 7 days, I started getting CASH in the mail! I was shocked! I figured
    it would end soon and didn't give it
    another thought. But the CASH continued coming in. In my first week I made
    between $20 to $30.
    By the end of the second week I had a made a total of $1,000.00. In the
    third week I had over $10,000.00 and it
    was still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of
    just over $42,000 and it's still coming
    in .....
    It's certainly worth $6.00 and 6 stamps !!!

    Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the
    information off of it as you need it. I
    promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start
    making more CASH than you thought
    possible by doing something so easy!

    Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or download
    it.) Follow the simple directions and
    watch the CASH come in! It's easy. It's legal.
    And, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage)

    IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal;
    and it is virtually no risk - it really
    works!!!! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will
    receive extraordinary dividends.

    PLEASE NOTE:
    Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in
    20 to 60 days. This program
    remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the
    participants. Please continue its success by
    carefully adhering to the instructions.
    You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business your
    product is not solid and tangible, it's
    a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large
    corporations are happy to pay big
    bucks for quality lists. However, the CASH made from the mailing lists is
    secondary to the income which is made
    from people like you and me asking to be included in that list.

    Here are the 4 easy steps to success:
    STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each
    piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON
    YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of
    the 6 pieces of paper so the
    bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent
    thievery). Place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You
    should now have 6 sealed envelopes,
    each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address,
    and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing
    is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a
    legitimate service and you are
    paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little
    worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I
    checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they
    confirmed that it is indeed legal! Mail the 6
    envelopes to the following addresses:



    1.Baraquin Yannick
    10 Charlemagne
    L-1328 Luxembourg
    Luxembourg


    2.Fco Javier A.
    107 ote Matancillas
    Garza Garcia NL
    Mexico 66230

    3.Cristian Rodriguez
    3750 saint James way
    Boca Raton, FL 33434


    4.Johnny Pereyra
    509 Lochmere Ave
    La Puente, CA 91744

    5.Adam Burden
    3212 N. 26th Street
    Philadelphia, PA 19129

    6.James Stillson
    7532 Stockard Street
    Indianapolis, IN 46239
    United States of America

    STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
    other names up (6 becomes 5, 5
    becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as number 6 on the list.

    STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close
    to original as possible. Now, post your
    amended article to at least 300 newsgroups. (I think there are close to
    32,000 groups) All you need is 300, but
    remember, the more you post, the more CASH you make! This is perfectly
    legal! If you have any doubts, refer to
    18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps
    for
    yourself and, whenever you need CASH, you can use it again, and again.

    PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty
    and integrity of the
    participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it
    this way. If you are a person of
    integrity, the program will continue and the CASH that so many others have
    received will come your way.
    NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on
    a computer or hard copy and keep
    the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a
    service. (Also, it might be a good idea
    to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce
    the risk of mail theft.) So, as each post is downloaded and the directions
    carefully followed,
    six members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer
    with one dollar each. Your name will
    move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1
    position you will be receiving thousands of
    CASH in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the
    first six people listed above) Send
    it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!

    ---DIRECTIONS ----- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS

    Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
    posting. Simply put your cursor at the
    beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this letter,
    and select 'copy' from the edit menu.
    This will copy the entire letter into the computer's memory.

    Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the
    blank page. From the 'edit' menu select
    'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can
    add your name to the list.

    Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your
    postings in different settings, you'll
    always have this file to go back to.

    Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various
    newsgroups (on-line forums, message
    boards, chat sites, discussions.)

    Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message
    by highlighting the text of this letter
    and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be
    the header
    that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a
    particular group, click the post message button.
    You're done with your first one!
    Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different
    newsgroups and post away, after you get
    the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup!

    **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE
    MORE CASH YOU WILL MAKE!!
    BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 300**

    That's it! You will begin receiving CASH from around the world within days!
    You may eventually want to rent a
    P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to
    stay anonymous, you can invent
    a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it.
    **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**

    Now the WHY part:
    Out of 300 postings, say I receive only 7 replies (a very low example). So
    then I made $7.00 with my name at #6
    on the letter. Now, each of the 7 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the
    MINIMUM 300 postings,
    each with my name at #5 and only 7 persons respond to each of the 7
    original 7, that is another $49.00 for me,
    now those 49 each make 300 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 7
    replies each, I will bring in an
    additional $343.00! Now, those 343 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM
    300 with my name at #3 and
    only receive 7 replies each, I will make an additional $2401.00! OK, now
    here is the fun part, each of those 2401
    persons post a MINIMUM 300 letters with my name
    at #2 and they each only receive 7 replies, that just made me $16,807.00!!!
    Those 16807 persons will all deliver
    this message to 300 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 7 persons
    per 300 Newsgroups react I will
    receive $117,649.00! With an original investment
    of only $6.00! And some stamps.
    AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest
    posting in the newsgroups, and
    send out another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6
    again. And start posting again. The
    thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the
    world are joining the internet and
    reading these articles everyday? JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford
    $6.00 and see if it really
    works?? I think so...
    People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the
    CASH? So what! What are the
    chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users and new
    honest people who are joining the
    internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try?

    Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of
    those joining the actual internet.

    Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work.

    By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages with
    your name in the list and not sending
    the CASH to the rest of the people already on the list, you will NOT get as
    much. Someone I talked
    to knew someone who did that and he only made about $150.00, and that's
    after seven or eight weeks! Then he
    sent the 6 $1.00 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks
    he had over $10k.
    This is the fairest and most honest way I have ever seen to share the
    wealth of the world without costing
    anything but our time!!! You also may want to buy mailing and e-mail lists
    for future CASH.
    Make sure you print this article out RIGHT NOW! Also, try to keep a list of
    everyone that sends you CASH and
    always keep an eye on the newsgroups to make sure everyone is playing
    fairly. Remember, HONESTY IS THE
    BEST POLICY. You don't need to cheat the basic idea to make the CASH!! GOOD
    LUCK to all and please
    play fairly and reap the huge rewards from this, which is tons of extra
    CASH.

    Please remember to declare your extra income. Thanks once again...

    "People have asked me if this is really legal. Well, it is! You are using
    the Internet to advertise your business.
    What is that business? You are creating a mailing list of people who are
    interested in home based computer and
    online business and methods of generating income at home. Remember, people
    send
    you a small fee to be added to your mailing list. It is legal. what will
    you do with your list of thousands of names?
    That's up to you." So, build your mailing list, keep good accounts, declare
    the income and
    pay your taxes. By doing this you prove your business intentions. Keep an
    eye on the newsgroups and when the
    cash has stopped coming (that means your name is no longer on the list),
    you just take the latest posting at the
    newsgroups, send another $6.00 to the names stated on the list, make your
    corrections (put your name at #6) and
    start posting again.

    NOTES:
    *1. In some countries, the export of the country's exchange is illegal. But
    you can get the license to do this from
    the post office, explaining the above statements (that you have an online
    business, etc. You may have to pay an
    extra tax, but that's OK, the amount of the incoming CASH is HUGE! And as I
    said, a few countries have that
    restriction .
    *2. You may want to buy mailing and e-mail lists for future CASH. (Or
    Database or Spreadsheet software.)
    *3. If you're really not sure or still think this can't be for real, please
    print a copy of this article and give it to
    someone who really needs the CASH, and see what happens.
    *4. You will start getting responses within 1-2 weeks, it depends.

    ***ALSO REMEMBER***
    SEND YOUR $1 OUT TO EVERYONE ON THE LIST,
    EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT FROM THE U.S.

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    Sorry I've bit my tongue too long on this.....what is the point of your message? Is it to introduce yourself to a gaming community?

    No

    You are a spamming TWAT - do one.

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    Go to hell you spamming butt fucking ass pirate!

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    That's right, it's incredible, it's versatile, it's EDIBLE!

    ITS SPAM!

    It's a good thing you cut and paste instead of typing all that out into EVERY forum!

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    James Stillson, of Indianapolis, IN! I sure hope you like NAMBLA!

    Because now you're on their mailing lists.

    dave

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    Congrats! I was looking for a nominee for this week's "Douchebag of the Moment!"

    "Wonder Mod Powers....Activate!"

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    P.S. Would someone with higher mod powers give this character some appropriately "frowny faces?" Thanks.
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