Is Princess Peach to good for Mario?

[Cmtz]

Do you think that Princess Peach has given it up for Mario. Why does Mario keep saving her? Does he get something in return?


Discuss.

[davidbrit2]

Is DP too good for this discussion? Discuss.

[McBacon]

Is this in relation to the DS game or just general?

[Nes]

You better believe she's given it up for him. It's just that on a Nintendo game they kind of gloss over that fact. However, trust me, he isn't saving her for nothing.

[Cmtz]

You better believe she's given it up for him. It's just that on a Nintendo game they kind of gloss over that fact. However, trust me, he isn't saving her for nothing.

So then the other question is: What about Luigi? Is the brother getting some action on the side?

[Daltone]

Hmm, the Princess and the Plumber eh? Well, from the number of times she's been kidnapped it wouldn't surprise me if she'd developed Stockholm Syndrome and secretly had a love of Bowser.

Why on earth am I even thinking about this?

[icarwngs55]

Luigi has daisy...and he gets it for free...not much of that saving stuff goin on just pure pipe action. He just tags along with his brother cause he feels bad he is always gettin blue balled. I can asure after like the fourth time of Mario gettin his ass kicked all throughout a world and then hearing "YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE"...He took that little toad guy aside and...well...I'll stop here....


Mike

[Cmtz]

Hmm, the Princess and the Plumber eh? Well, from the number of times she's been kidnapped it wouldn't surprise me if she'd developed Stockholm Syndrome and secretly had a love of Bowser.

Why on earth am I even thinking about this?

So do you think that Bowser ever abused of the Princess? I mean all those time she's been kidnapped.

[importaku]

If you ever wonder why mario is always rescuing princess peach, you should watch this.

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/196000...f_a_Peach_.swf

[Daltone]

Hmm, the Princess and the Plumber eh? Well, from the number of times she's been kidnapped it wouldn't surprise me if she'd developed Stockholm Syndrome and secretly had a love of Bowser.

Why on earth am I even thinking about this?

So do you think that Bowser ever abused of the Princess? I mean all those time she's been kidnapped.

Quite possibly. We have to ask why Bowser would kidnap the princess. It's certainly not for a ransom, despite all the gold coins she and her family must have. Is it to assume power? He could easy have done that with the princess in his clutches but he makes no move to. If he wants to get rid of Mario so much there has to be better ways to do this.

What goes on in the castles whilst Mario is bopping his way through various worlds? Is Bowser simply frustrated that he's unloved, and is jealous of the love that Mario receives from Peach? How does he vent that frustration once he has her? At this point, we can only specualte. I think we need to get Bowser in for a nice chat on a comfy couch.

(This is by far the most bullshit post I've ever written on DP )

[NESVIDIOT]

Ha! Good movie Importaku!

There is also some good videos over at:

http://www.videogamedc.com/

The answer may never be truely known, only speculated.

[SlayerX]

If you ever wonder why mario is always rescuing princess peach, you should watch this.

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/196000...f_a_Peach_.swf

Hahahaha, always good for a laugh. But uh, she's storing ALL those people, and still maintains her shape. Too bad the women of today couldn't do that *waits to be hit*

Maybe Bowser kidnaps Peach to constantly get closer to Mario?

HEY! It is the year 2005!

[Nes]

I had a teacher who was built like a stick. When she got pregnant, you could barely tell. If she were to have worn the right clothing, she could have had a kid and no one would have been the wiser.

Too bad her husband found out and kicked my ass.

(Last line is a joke)

[MegaManFan]

If I remember the story of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (and it's been a while since I finished the game) it really just boils down to Bowser being a little "off" in the head, believing that his only real job in life is to kidnap the Princess and getting offended if anybody else dare do HIS job. Mario on the other hand is an insufferable do-goodnik who expects no reward for writing wrong and rescuing damsels in distress, because that's HIS job. Can you really imagine Mario coming back and saying hey, you never thanked me for rescuing you, how about a little gratitude in bed? Ugh, no. I'm all for adult games like Liberty City Stories but I think in this case I'm happy Mario has never gone M.

[Push Upstairs]

So then the other question is: What about Luigi? Is the brother getting some action on the side?

One word: "Fingercuffs"


Those that have seen "Chasing Amy" will understand.

[rayearthknight]

Hmm, the Princess and the Plumber eh? Well, from the number of times she's been kidnapped it wouldn't surprise me if she'd developed Stockholm Syndrome and secretly had a love of Bowser.

Why on earth am I even thinking about this?

So do you think that Bowser ever abused of the Princess? I mean all those time she's been kidnapped.

So...while the queen's away, Bowser will play?
Seriously, who/what begat Iggy, Ludwig, Wendy, Lemmy, Lenny, Roy and Morton Koopa Jr.?

[Jumpman Jr.]

Mario is too good for Princess Peach.
How many games has Mario starred in?
Princess is finally getting her shot at a game really soon. We'll see how well she does.

[Cmtz]

If you ever wonder why mario is always rescuing princess peach, you should watch this.

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/196000...f_a_Peach_.swf

Hahahaha, always good for a laugh. But uh, she's storing ALL those people, and still maintains her shape. Too bad the women of today couldn't do that *waits to be hit*

Maybe Bowser kidnaps Peach to constantly get closer to Mario?


Then maybe, just maybe Bowser loves to fight with Mario. Do you think Mario enjoys it as much as Bowser.
HEY! It is the year 2005!

[Cryomancer]

Didn't the bowser kid in sunshine refer to her as mom or something?

It's practically canon that Peach and bowser make bowser's kids while she's kidnapped. We don't know how many months it takes mario to get to her afterall, and she could always just be having secret births back at home or something.

[Cmtz]

You guys are perverted!