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    Wow... that's just... hideous.

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    First thing that came to my mind was a copy of charlie's angels hehe. Probly a movie with alot of fightig effect etc and a story that you can almost figure out after watching 5 min. But I guess it will be watchable

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    is that jamie presley as tina?
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    Quote Originally Posted by World Of Games
    is that jamie presley as tina?
    Yes it is. Now excuse me i have to go vomit, violently.

    I've never seen such an injustice done and i'd really love to see both the writer, director and the guy at Tecmo who gave the go ahead hanging from the highest yardarm.

    Seriously what the fuck is this Shit? That's not DOA? That's not even streetfighter, it's something much, much worse. And what the Fuck are Kasumi and Ayane doing fighting on the same side?

    I smell Double Dragon all over again. Since when did DOATEC join forces with The Foot?

    Fuck!

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    Video game to movie .. bad, all bad.

    All it takes for a decent film is to get a good director, decent budget and production values, and intelligent casting. Also helps if the script is somewhat interesting.

    Up to this point, it seems that Hollywood and the licensors are perfectly happy to roll out this garbage, this absolute tripe, and because people are SO used to it, it makes a little money anyway.

    I didn't like Halo the game, but maybe the movie has a chance, if they can give it the talented support it needs. Btw, Jim Cameron (Aliens, T2) is the only perfect choice for Halo.

    Sadly, it will probably be Ewe Boll

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    I must have missed the bra-fu in the games.

    Ya'll check out the description for it?
    A feature adaptation of Tecmo's bestselling game franchise "DOA: Dead or Alive". The movie centers on four female fighters in a competition to the death on an exotic island.
    DOA: Dead or Alive. Yep.
    And I really thought there were 5 females during the schizophrenic camera sweeps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkaign
    Video game to movie .. bad, all bad.

    All it takes for a decent film is to get a good director, decent budget and production values, and intelligent casting. Also helps if the script is somewhat interesting.

    Up to this point, it seems that Hollywood and the licensors are perfectly happy to roll out this garbage, this absolute tripe, and because people are SO used to it, it makes a little money anyway.

    I didn't like Halo the game, but maybe the movie has a chance, if they can give it the talented support it needs. Btw, Jim Cameron (Aliens, T2) is the only perfect choice for Halo.

    Sadly, it will probably be Ewe Boll
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    Quote Originally Posted by jajaja
    First thing that came to my mind was a copy of charlie's angels hehe.
    That's what it was. I knew I had some idea of what it looks like. Would have drove me nuts!

    Given that I couldn't even finish the recent CA movie, that makes me even less excited for this.

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    Wow. They took a terrible idea for a movie, and made it worse.
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    This is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. I would not be surprised if this was worse than Bloodrayne.

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    When's this coming out? I would like to know when to make the directors life a living h3ll.

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    What can anyone expect from a DOA movie, looks about as silly as the game concept.....................
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldSchoolGamer
    What can anyone expect from a DOA movie, looks about as silly as the game concept.....................
    Someone obviously doesn't know the DOA story. Watch this and then tell me that stupid trailer fits the game.

    DOAU Intro (164 MB)

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    Quote Originally Posted by njiska
    Quote Originally Posted by OldSchoolGamer
    What can anyone expect from a DOA movie, looks about as silly as the game concept.....................
    Someone obviously doesn't know the DOA story. Watch this and then tell me that stupid trailer fits the game.

    DOAU Intro (164 MB)

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    I've seen that before, my point being I don't find either any less silly................
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    I'm sorry, but the director missed the entire point of the series by sticking with the female characters stupid-blonde sex image. DOA, imho is not just focused on T&A. The volleyball game ruined the image however, so I can see how the movie's director can be under the impression this is how the game is suppose to be.


    And this also fuels the fire on why Hollywood blames the video game industry on the decline of films. When in reality, it's vice-versa.
    These cartridges are dirty as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldSchoolGamer
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldSchoolGamer
    What can anyone expect from a DOA movie, looks about as silly as the game concept.....................
    Someone obviously doesn't know the DOA story. Watch this and then tell me that stupid trailer fits the game.

    DOAU Intro (164 MB)

    I'm hosting it so there's no delay.
    I've seen that before, my point being I don't find either any less silly................
    You're telling me you seriously consider the trailer for DOA on par with that moving intro? Well that's you're opinion and you're entitled to it, but god damn i honestly don't know how you can say that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghouls N Ghosts
    I'm sorry, but the director missed the entire point of the series by sticking with the female characters stupid-blonde sex image. DOA, imho is not just focused on T&A. The volleyball game ruined the image however, so I can see how the movie's director can be under the impression this is how the game is suppose to be.


    And this also fuels the fire on why Hollywood blames the video game industry on the decline of films. When in reality, it's vice-versa.
    Thank god somebody understands.

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    Noooooo!

    Another excellent game franchise is scared with a terrible movie. This looks so ridiculously bad it makes me sick. How could anyone making the movie look at this and think that it is a quality movie. Anyone even involved in this movie just reserved a spot in Hell

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    I think they just make shit movies and then hold on to them untill they can put them out as a Video Game liscenseed flick.


    Hey we made this movie with sluts fighting.
    Uhh Tomb Raider movie?

    Nah already done.
    uhhh Madden?

    Mmmmm dont think that will go over.
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    Hah, somehow that wouldn't surprize me.

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