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    I was just reading a site, where if yopu spotted an old console in TV or film you could list it there... got me to thinking, have you ever seen an old console/computer appear in the background of a porno ?
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    probably not the same thing, but once I saw a voltron on a shelf in the background of one.
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    I have hardly watched any porn movies so i havnt seen any retro console/PC stuff in the background hehe. Would be cool tho

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    Aren't most porn movies shot in hotels and motels? It's not like they do it while little Timmy is away at school. It would be cool to actually see little Timmy playing Mario Bros., though.

    No, that's wrong. Sorry.

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    Well, there are some sites that do banging mothers, neighborhood teens, teacher stuff, ect. I wouldn't be suprised if at least 1 of those had some background of a TV with a consule. I personally don't sit around downloading porn or watching movies but I do know of a few that do because they have all the harddrive space to *waste*. One of my college buds has a friend with a dedicated computer called "The Jerk Box" and is loaded with months worth of movies and videos

    But I'm sure there's also some underground site out there (Maybe not on the American internet) that contains video game pornos, or acts dealing with game systems, controllers, ect. (Quite possibly in Korea)
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    There's a Russ Meyer film that starts off with a chick playing a dedicated pong system. Russ Meyer films aren't what i'd call PORN but they do tend to star breasts and contain sex.

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    I can't think of one.

    Ron Jeremy as Mario I'm guessing doesn't count.

    Looks like I'll have to do more research. I'll continue to download gigs of porn until I find one with a game console in it. Then, I'll double check all of the videos. Then, I'll continue downloading until I find one of each game console. It's for the good of all mankind.

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    God, we had a thread about this in the Current Affairs forum at Retrogames a while back and while we all were able to dig up some stuff (gameboys and the like), Newsdee trumped us all with a french porno that took place in an arcade.

    It was quite awesome and we all pretty much gave up hunting after that, because you just can't beat it.

    Sadly, the thread seems to have been pruned now and I can't find any of the pictures from the thread

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    Weird insertions comes to mind o_O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cambot
    Aren't most porn movies shot in hotels and motels? It's not like they do it while little Timmy is away at school. It would be cool to actually see little Timmy playing Mario Bros., though.

    No, that's wrong. Sorry.
    On another forum I visit we were playing around for a while with a pr0n pic of a girl assed up and spreading her cheeks with a little kid of about 3 or 4 just peeking into the shot from one of the sides. Porn is definitely a cottage inudstry these days.

    I'd love to see that French arcade porn if anyone can find it. That sounds too cool.


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    I know of another that takes place in an arcade, don't know the name but it is by Vivid and it has Devon in it (if anyone knows who Devon is... i do :P) but unfortunatly all the cabs are just plan black with a few silly designs on the them.
    They were probably afraid of having to pay for the rights to use copyrighted artwork/titles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jajaja
    I have hardly watched any porn movies so i havnt seen any retro console/PC stuff in the background hehe. Would be cool tho
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    I do remeber in a movie called dr giggles (not porn) there was a boy playing dr. mario when his sister was upstairs about to have sex with her loser boyfriend,

    they both got killed by dr giggles, and when the dr. came down stairs the boy was still playing dr mario, and the dr had an amusing look on his face when he walked by the boy.

    ps whats the name of that french movie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satac
    http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/1679/00018jl.jpg
    http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/6815/00021am.jpg
    I'm going to take a guess those are NSFW...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyberfluxor
    Quote Originally Posted by Satac
    http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/1679/00018jl.jpg
    http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/6815/00021am.jpg
    I'm going to take a guess those are NSFW...
    Nope.

    But please no more..

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    I once saw a sales training video produced around 1984 where this Uncle Rico looking guy had bought a VIC-20 for work, and apparently needed to buy a whole new desk for to accomodate the thing . So in walks this pretty redhead woman who starts explaining what kind of desk he should get while the VIC is blinking in the background the whole time.

    The thing was, the dialogue was so stilted, the acting so horrible and the set was so impromptu looking that I kept waiting for this training film to devolve into a porno film, but it never happened. Sorry, that film, and a couple of odd dreams, are as close as I ever got to retropornogaming.

    As a slight aside, I have a theory that working in I.T. is actually a lot like being a porn star in regards to the way that people treat the one. I'll have to elaborate on that one at some later point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzwing256
    I do remeber in a movie called dr giggles (not porn) there was a boy playing dr. mario when his sister was upstairs about to have sex with her loser boyfriend,

    they both got killed by dr giggles, and when the dr. came down stairs the boy was still playing dr mario, and the dr had an amusing look on his face when he walked by the boy.
    Ohmygod! That sounds like the bestest movie ever! How come I've never heard of it? Dr. Giggles sounds 3vil...!! I love stuff like that with or without Dr. Mario in it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Satac
    http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/1679/00018jl.jpg
    http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/6815/00021am.jpg
    Heaven help me! I don't know what that is nor what NSWF is, but I certainly hope these pictures of what can only be a teenage boy and his mother (and a rare Japanese Mega Drive 2 system) are not actually from "pornography" of some sort. That would be too horrendous even for the Internet to deliver!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Satac
    http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/1679/00018jl.jpg
    http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/6815/00021am.jpg
    Can I see the rest of that? Please?

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