We used to play a game. It was based on social stigma, and beating the hell out of it. When in a public place, someone would start the game by whispering "penis", then the next person would up the volume a bit. This would continue in a round within the group and start again the next round with the first person. The game would continue like that until someone refused to go up to the next level. The others got to point at them and call them pretty much anything they wanted! "Bitch!" or "Little bitch!" was very popular. Yes, I've screamed "PENIS!" in public (using an Operatic sing-song style, usually FTW). And even kupo causes me pause.

Don't worry about perjury. They can't prove it unless you admit to it. It's an asinine method to award a settlement anyway... Take the money and run.