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    Default Painfully Christian Game Reviews

    Breakthrough gaming .. wow, these people need to learn to relax.
    http://www.breakthroughgaming.com/reviews.shtml

    An example ..

    SONIC THE HEDGEHOG:
    Deemed Christian and acceptable, except for 'chaos emeralds'. "We should be in chaos in out lives". I'm sorry, back up, turn your brain on, and try your phrase again.

    Some amazing idiocy here .. religion and games are 2 things that definitely do not mix. Especially since random occurrances in a game are so easily explained as 'magic' .. to these people, such 'magic' is inherently evil and ungodly. How kind.
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    I know, I've seen these people before. God bless 'em for trying to help parents sort through all the stuff there is out there these days, but they *seriously* need to lighten up.

    There's a difference between playing a game like, say, Devil May Cry, and actually believing in occult stuff like that. It's just entertainment, after all, and playing it isn't going to affect your beliefs. Unless you're really messed up, and in that case you shouldn't be playing any games at all.
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    Looks like satire to me. I mean, c'mon, Christian anime?

    Edit: Ok, so the anime's real, but the "Want to draw Christian anime/manga?" link cracked me up.

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    Ha, I meant to post that here sometime. I found this by way of www.jesusmuseum.com and couldn't believe how ignorant this kid was. I mean, I understand being devoted to your religion or whatever, but this person takes it to a fundamentalist extreme. I posted in their forums just to be an arse (something I NEVER make a point of doing, btw) a while back but they banned me a few days later when I talked about making Jesus' Pro Skater or something like that (all in terrible, terrible grammar). Religious beliefs and morals = fine. Religious bigotry and downright fundamentalist idiocy = fook'd up.

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    lol they diss Diddy Kong Racing

    In the adventure mode, Taj the genie uses magic to change your vehicle. "Let no one be found among you...who practices divination or sorcery...casts spells...or who consults the dead." (Deuteronomy Chapter 18 Verse 10-13) A genie is, also, another name for a demon.
    Wow I bet this guy really hated "I Dream Of Genie"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrJustinRamone
    Religious beliefs and morals = fine. Religious bigotry and downright fundamentalist idiocy = fook'd up.
    Amen.
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    Default Re: Painfully Christian Game Reviews

    Oh my goodness, you all recognize where ol' Moses from this image came from, right?





    Secondly, this quote:

    Chracters move right, but their mouths don't move well while in speech sequences.
    If you remember, Metal Gear Solid characters do NOT have moving mouths; instead, their heads bob up and down to give the impression of speech.

    He also forgets that there is some occult in MGS, namely, Psycho Mantis.

    Also:

    You shall not murder." (Deuteronomy 5:17) You shoot and kill your enemies in the game.
    ...yeah, that's why the game made you feel bad about kiling people and gave the best title to people who avoided killing enemies. Yeah.

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    Default Yep yep

    Yep, Super 3D Noah's Ark, worst Wolf3D hack ever! .. and one of the few games they loved. Figures .. it's based on an OCCULT ANTI-NAZI SHOOTER .. jeez.
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    oh there need for speed review said this

    One of the cars you can select is the Lamborgini Diablo, too.
    Really they can tone it down a notch no one is going to worship satan if the drive a Lamborgini.

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    Yeah, it's folks like them that give Christianity a bad stigma.
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    Default Re: Yep yep

    Quote Originally Posted by Epicenter
    Figures .. it's based on an OCCULT ANTI-NAZI SHOOTER .. jeez.
    So if it was pro-nazi, that'd be better, right? ;D

    Yeah, though. There's a lot of dealing with shooters here, even though the guy's supposedly against killing. Ya know, I wonder how much time was spent with those games, anyways?

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    God have mercy on their souls.
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    Link and Zelda are in the game, and both of them are in "magical games", Ness uses psychic (PSI) powers,
    ....this is just stupid.
    what a dork

    and Pikachu is a Pokemon, and the Pokemon has a lot of anti-Christian morals.
    good god! I didn't know that "pika-pika"-Pikachu,Togeppi and Jigglypuff are the seed of evil.
    some kind of Satan's Executers



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    I'm still reeling from those Chick Tracts posted in Off Topic.

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