View Full Version : SEGA in the design phase of a new system.
Oobgarm
07-19-2010, 08:54 AM
I wonder if it will perform fellatio.
...the product is unlikely to be unveiled at the Tokyo Game Show as has previously been reported. We were informed that SEGA is likely to reveal the format at a private event at an undisclosed time and date.
So that means NEVER. LOL
Nature Boy
07-19-2010, 09:59 AM
Hey guys go easy - there's nothing more reputable than a news source that posts pictures of hot chicks in lieu of images of what they're actually reporting on!
Frankie_Says_Relax
07-19-2010, 11:35 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b328/FrankieViturello/ShandlingFacepalmMotivation.jpg
(yes, that's actually him.)
Enigmus
07-19-2010, 01:38 PM
Welcome to the jungle,we got fun and games, we got everything you want except for a new Sega console...ROFL, that song just came to mind.
Shand-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-andling-ling!
orangutan
07-19-2010, 05:20 PM
http://seganewswire.webs.com/apps/blog/show/4305226-breaking-sega-has-two-separate-systems-in-development
BREAKING : SEGA Has Two Separate Systems In Development
Frankie_Says_Relax
07-19-2010, 05:24 PM
http://seganewswire.webs.com/apps/blog/show/4305226-breaking-sega-has-two-separate-systems-in-development
Dude, how about a freakin NSFW warning on these links.
Seriously.
NayusDante
07-19-2010, 05:31 PM
I fixed your announcement to be more relevant to the page it links to. It's still just as accurate, though.
BREAKING: Sega enters softcore porn industry.
Enigmus
07-19-2010, 05:45 PM
http://seganewswire.webs.com/apps/blog/show/4305226-breaking-sega-has-two-separate-systems-in-development
Wow, it's just like Maxim, horrible writing with pictures that have no use other than getting readers.
I'm betting $20 that Orangutan will be banned by October.
Bojay1997
07-19-2010, 06:16 PM
Is there not a way to report this thread and poster to a moderator? Linking to softcore porn is a serious violation.
NayusDante
07-19-2010, 06:19 PM
Is there not a way to report this thread and poster to a moderator? Linking to softcore porn is a serious violation.
Really? Some of the hosted DP avatars are even more suggestive.
Leo_A
07-19-2010, 06:21 PM
Is there not a way to report this thread and poster to a moderator? Linking to softcore porn is a serious violation.
Click on Q-Bert.
Frankie_Says_Relax
07-19-2010, 06:30 PM
Really? Some of the hosted DP avatars are even more suggestive.
There's one in there with full on frontal nudity. I'm lucky my boss wasn't behind me when I clicked on it.
http://seganewswire.webs.com/apps/blog/show/4296054-breaking-neptune-only-planned-for-key-states
buzz_n64
07-19-2010, 06:38 PM
Is there not a way to report this thread and poster to a moderator? Linking to softcore porn is a serious violation.
http://www.digitpress.com/images/x-ariel/ariel009.jpg
alec006
07-19-2010, 06:45 PM
A Gamecube controller plugged into a Nintendo 64,how is that possible, hey my friend has that same conforter set, oh and the girl is cute too ROFL
Enigmus
07-19-2010, 06:51 PM
sexytime pic of Ariel
I, for one, support our winking brown tunnel spider overlord. (http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?t=140140)
In der von dem schloss (In before the lock.)
Had to bring it up when I saw the image.
PapaStu
07-19-2010, 08:20 PM
As the news gets more and more outrageous we get racier pictures! I see what you did there!
See what I do here.
**lockerooni**
P.S. Do NOT start another one of these threads. Your first and final warning. Take it as Microsoft/Nintendo/Sony (done in alphabetical order) hatred or bribery in the mod/admin pockets, but this serious news reporting done.