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Stuck_In_Hyrule!
11-10-2011, 04:30 PM
Not to worry though, I have my delicious hand-held systems to tide me over!
Hello hello, and many thanks for allowing me in through the "Old Drunks/Slobbering Fools" entrance. :cheers: I'm here to talk gaming and eat potted meat from the can, and I'm nearly outta' potted meat, soooooo....

I have a story or three to tell, as I suppose we all do, but I'll just drop the condensed version on you for now... I began my long and substance-filled obsession with video games on my old TelStar Arcade, graduated to the Atari 2600, found out that there were these groovy places called "arcades", and the rest is history.
At this point in my life, I get my kicks mostly on the DS systems and the PS2, though I'm not above a tantric all-nighter with my sweetest go-to friends, NES and GBA SP. I'll tell ya, when those two get together, its total sensory melt-down!

I'll no doubt be needing some help at times, with things like game reviews and technical stuff. See, I am getting old, kids; I dont see so well, I'm bloated, and I am quite often inebriated.

Well, glad to be aboard! Is there a quiet corner somewhere where I can sit, sip a drink, and NEVER have to hear any of the following terms/words:

-PS3
-Halo
-X-Box
-Noob
-OMG!
-Bytes, bits, or similar
-ROM
-Reality Show
-Cell phone pix
-Boy Band

?
;)

treismac
11-10-2011, 05:31 PM
Welcome aboard. When a majority of the words on your list do appear on this forum, they're usually followed by curses. Except, of course, for bits, bytes, and boy bands which are all intrinsically interwoven into the fabric of retro gaming.

Sunnyvale
11-10-2011, 09:02 PM
...boy bands which are all intrinsically interwoven into the fabric of retro gaming.

http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n629/ConneticutLeatherCompany/tumblr_ldsyc2FRCh1qaobll.png

G-Boobie
11-10-2011, 09:45 PM
We can't have a space time continuum disruption. Someone get the space spackle.

Amon_Re
11-11-2011, 07:02 AM
http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n629/ConneticutLeatherCompany/tumblr_ldsyc2FRCh1qaobll.png

Who the hell is that?

Stuck_In_Hyrule!
11-11-2011, 07:17 AM
Who the hell is that?

I TRY to not be judgemental based on physical appearances, but that is one homely little girl!

Stuck_In_Hyrule!
11-11-2011, 07:17 AM
Who the hell is that?

I TRY to not be judgemental based on physical appearances, but that is one homely little girl!

Stuck_In_Hyrule!
11-11-2011, 07:18 AM
Who the hell is that?

why did this appear THREE times? Please edit this away!! @_@

Icarus Moonsight
11-11-2011, 11:31 AM
Who the hell is that?

Dani Shay - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2p8EFwySCk

Sunnyvale
11-11-2011, 01:25 PM
Who the hell is that?

That's the handsome lady:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwBlUca95Ws&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsear ch_query%3Drucka%2Bali%2Bjb%26aq%3Df

Gameguy
11-11-2011, 01:50 PM
Who the hell is that?

All is explained if you listen to his "memoirs".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih-2O_gdYZo

Sunnyvale
11-11-2011, 02:08 PM
All is explained if you listen to his "memoirs".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih-2O_gdYZo

Oh, man, gold! Pure gold!

Amon_Re
11-11-2011, 03:52 PM
That's the handsome lady:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwBlUca95Ws&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsear ch_query%3Drucka%2Bali%2Bjb%26aq%3Df

My EARS!!! It burns!!

Damaramu
11-11-2011, 07:33 PM
Don't worry, Der Führer is on it.

http://youtu.be/xWBv522Eevg?hd=1

substantial_snake
11-11-2011, 10:04 PM
All is explained if you listen to his "memoirs".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih-2O_gdYZo

So much win! LOL

I also implore the OP not the swear off the modern consoles just because they are modern, there are a ton of great games out regardless of their retail sale date. ;)

exit
11-12-2011, 01:39 AM
Someone call Walter Bishop, we've got another occurrence on our hands.