If you were Condemned to Hell...

[esquire]

What would be the 5 games you wouldn't want to have to play every day for the rest of eternity, like that guy rolling the boulder up the hill continuously in Hades?

Mine are:

E.T. (2600)
Soul Fighter (DC)
Superman (N64)
Shaq-Fu (SNES)
and any N-Gage game

[Querjek]

Madden '92
Madden '93
Madden '94
Madden '95
Madden '97
(There wasn't a '96, right?)

[The Manimal]

ULTRAMAN (SNES)
ALTERED BEAST (GEN)
INFILTRATOR (NES)
ET (VCS)
DOUBLE DRAGON V (SNES)

[WiseSalesman]

Dragon's Lair (NES)
X-Men (NES)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (next gen consoles)
any non-arcade style sports game (i.e., NBA Jam etc. don't count)
any complicated flight sim

[scooterb23]

Burgertime
Mr. Do!
Dragon's Lair
Pac-Man (too slow!!)
any RPG

[MarioAllStar2600]

-Any of the Bible games cause Satan might get pissed off and make me do slave work.
-ET
-Zelda for the NES
-Any Madden game before 2000
-Cookie Monster Crunch, alpha beam with Ernie, and the other one to that series

[D-ville Gamer]

halo
pepper 2
atv offroad fury
galaga
grand theft auto vice city

[Raedon]

Hell is a fun little mythology to play with! If I was trapped forever in a place where I was forced to play one crappy game for all time..


actually I think the worst would be stuck in hell by yourself with a dedicated PONG..

[Wolfrider31]

1) E.T. (obligatory)
2) Quest 64 -N64
3) Friday the 13th (NES)
4) Turok -PS2
5) Polybius (that was freak-ay) ;)

[Daria]

1. Hydlide (NES)
2. Lagoon (SNES)
3. Legend of Le-gay-ia (PSX)
4. Any foot ball game (any system)
5. My Zelda Game Watch...

I think that pretty much covers it... and you know it's sad but I have Joshua (bible adventures) and it's... kinda... fun. I suck at the trivia naturally but the game it's self wasn't all that bad.
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[Quintracker]

Hell is a fun little mythology to play with! If I was trapped forever in a place where I was forced to play one crappy game for all time..


actually I think the worst would be stuck in hell by yourself with a dedicated PONG..


I think the worst would be having all the nes games in the world to play, but the nes you have will never stop blinking :angry:

[charitycasegreg]

Hell is a fun little mythology to play with! If I was trapped forever in a place where I was forced to play one crappy game for all time..


actually I think the worst would be stuck in hell by yourself with a dedicated PONG..


I think the worst would be having all the nes games in the world to play, but the nes you have will never stop blinking :angry:

If I had every nes game in the world, I wouldnt have time to play any. Id be to busy just admiring them and orgasming over my greatness.

[Crush Crawfish]

Being forced to play Bebe's Kids for the Snes for all eternity would drive anyone insane.

[LAGO]

Werewolf by data east for the nes. That game almost turned me against video games ... almost. @_@

[punkoffgirl]

halo
pepper 2
atv offroad fury
galaga
grand theft auto vice city

Wow, those are all games that I LIKE! One man's hell is another man's heaven?

[Dangerboy]

1. Any GTA game
2. Most sports game
3. Action Max O_O
4. Those 2600 porn games
5. ALl the 2 player only games...with only myself to play.

Jason

[DigitalSpace]

@Querjek: There was a Madden '96.

Space Ace (SNES)
Alien Vs. Predator (SNES)
Dark Cloud (PS2)
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (Genesis/SNES)
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Eye Of The Beholder (SNES)

[Epicenter]

Sonic Blast for SMS/Game Gear
Sonic Labyrinth for Game Gear
Low-G Man for Famicom/NES
Sonic Heroes
Anything from the Final Fantasy series

[Jred]

I actually liked a lot of these including ET :embarrassed:

1. Kaboom on any system that doesn't have a paddle controller.
2. Any fighter other than sf2 original or championship.
3. Any football game other than tecmobowl/superbowl
4. M.U.S.C.L.E nes @_@
5. Hydlide nes

Heaven would be a combo of Kaboom with perfect paddle controller and a C=64 hooked up with Pirates!

[GunPanther]

yikes....

I'll gauge it like this; 1 being the absolute WORST game that I would never want to play in Hell for eternity. You know the rest. :P


1. Shadow: War Of Succession (3DO) - This fighting game is so bad, it makes the 8 bit, bootleg versions of "Kart Fighter" for the NES look like professional games.

2. Cheetahmen (NES, Genesis) Part of the Action 52 game set, this game ranks in the top 5 at #2. Why? Because it's bad. Luckily, it's not as bad as the game in the number 1 slot but still bad enough.

3. Dual Blades (GBA) - Another mindless, 2D fighing game with REALLY horrible animation. Did I mention that the gameplay sucks?

4. Stake: Fortune Fighters (XBox) - A really lame attempt to cash in on a franchise like "Power Stone". Uninspired character designs bundled with a bad control scheme, horribly cheap AI and overall confusing gameplay would make me cringe. (still does)

5. Daedalian Opus (GB) - Puzzler game where you have to fit blocks into a set container. Damn difficult and damn long.



If I were in Hell, the Devil would force me to play these games for eternity. The bad part? I'd NEVER get good at them.






:2gunfire: GunPanther :snipersmile:

[§ Gideon §]

My video game hell might include playing DDR non-stop, naked, with friends and family as spectators.

... Actually, that'd probably be kind of fun. I retract my statement.

[Epicenter]

I wouldn't mind a blinking NES too much. I'm used to that crap. It's part of the experience. ;)

[jaydubnb]

Athena (NES) - Mythological crap.

X-Men (NES) -Marvel crap.

Pit Fighter - Martial arts crap.

Baseball (NES) Mindnumbing crap.

Any FPS. Murderous crap.

[Mr-E_MaN]

any sports game.

[rbudrick]

I LIKE ET. The Dark One has no dominion over me.

-ROb

[Cmosfm]

1. Driven for PS2 (this game is so bad, I went into convulsions while playing it)

2. Where's Waldo for NES (This game made my cry as a kid)

3. Gradius 3 for SNES (HARD HARD HARD HARD! The frustration would torture me)

4. Dance Dance Revolution (imagine being forced to play constantly, on Extreme mode, and every step you miss electrocutes you!)

5. Any Virtual Boy game........for extended constant week long sessions.

O_O

[tynstar]

GTA 3 or any clone like it.
Any Dance game.
Any 3D fighting game
Any Card game
Most hockey games that don't have a one timer shot.

Thats it. I don't really have any games I hate that much. If I started to play it and didn't like it I stop.

[ehall]

True Crime
The Getaway
Pac Man World 2
Any Evil Dead Game
E.T.

[tholly]

5 sports games

[Funkenstein]

Bio-Freaks (PSone)
X-Men & Spider-Man: Arcade's Revenge (Genesis)
State Of Emergency (PS2)
Mario's Missing! (SNES)
Fester's Quest (NES)