EnemyZero
01-26-2005, 08:48 PM
10 - Why did bill gates get into video games? hoarding all that money from software sales made him bored, he thought he'd expand his horizons
9 - Former nintendo president yamaguchi making enemies with squaresoft and sony back in the day was almost as cool as staring into a virtual boy for 3 hours straight
8 - Sega does what Nintendon't
7 - Why exactly did sony develop the PSP? After an innocent bystander was shot in the face by the rebel UMD disc sony decided to aim there product to gun ranges all over the world
6 - What would you get if the 3DO and Jaguar mated? A CHANCE
5 - This weekend NBC approached Crash Bandicoot to do a new childrens show - but unfortunately he was seen with the purple dinosaur in a gay bar and now there turning to spyro the dragon
4 - Earlier this morning a new tomb raider game was released - and when we polled 10 fans who bought the game - 8 out of 10 agreed that her boobs have gotten bigger
3 - When nintendo was asked to comment on the design of the N64 controller they tried to do a flashback but apparently all the LSD affected there judgement
2 - When toadstool was asked to comment on the relationship between mario and princess peach all he could say was " sorry the princess is in another castle"
1 - When a Sega representative called Sony HQ and asked for Ken they said he couldnt come to the phone right now, he's working overtime repairing all the buggy playstation 2 systems, try calling back around playstation 30
ok guys lets see all yours :P
9 - Former nintendo president yamaguchi making enemies with squaresoft and sony back in the day was almost as cool as staring into a virtual boy for 3 hours straight
8 - Sega does what Nintendon't
7 - Why exactly did sony develop the PSP? After an innocent bystander was shot in the face by the rebel UMD disc sony decided to aim there product to gun ranges all over the world
6 - What would you get if the 3DO and Jaguar mated? A CHANCE
5 - This weekend NBC approached Crash Bandicoot to do a new childrens show - but unfortunately he was seen with the purple dinosaur in a gay bar and now there turning to spyro the dragon
4 - Earlier this morning a new tomb raider game was released - and when we polled 10 fans who bought the game - 8 out of 10 agreed that her boobs have gotten bigger
3 - When nintendo was asked to comment on the design of the N64 controller they tried to do a flashback but apparently all the LSD affected there judgement
2 - When toadstool was asked to comment on the relationship between mario and princess peach all he could say was " sorry the princess is in another castle"
1 - When a Sega representative called Sony HQ and asked for Ken they said he couldnt come to the phone right now, he's working overtime repairing all the buggy playstation 2 systems, try calling back around playstation 30
ok guys lets see all yours :P