Went to Wal Mart today to buy a Dreamcast WHERE?!!1!

[Anthony1]

you know what? It's all gravy baby. No biggie.

I think there is a 2Pac song where he says, "I ain't mad at ya" or something like that.

I overreacted to the lackluster parody.


Anyways, I'm going to keep posting the stuff that I like to post about, and people can read it or not. Personally, I think I'm a damn good poster on here, I think that more times than not my topics are a little bit deeper, and more interesting than the average takes on here, but that could just be me having an overinflated opinion of my opinions.

Still, I think I'm an undiscovered talent, that should be immediately hired by Game Informer or Play or EGM or something like that. Maybe even G4 TV. Yeah, wouldn't you like to see me in my black flip flops and white socks on G4 TV!

By the way, anybody get the newest issue of Game Informer? Man, that mag is definitely the best multi-platform mag that is out there, and that's coming from somebody that though that they were pretty terrible just a few years ago, but I think they now actually have the best mag out there.

Anyways,

Peace.

Oh, one last thing, you know that italian stuff. I'm not trying to be any kind of italian tough guy by any means. The only reason I even mentioned Italian, is because I've always wanted to say, "Kiss my Black Ass", but I'm not Black, so I guess I need to substitute Italian in there. But I'm definitely no tough guy.

[Hornet70]

I dont know what you guys are talkin about about....I went to Wal Mart today and picked up a 2600 with several boxed games ;)

[Bluteg]

Stop the hating its time for more masturbating...

But seriously Anthony1, is a good guy... if you don't like the long posts thing, use the scroll wheel on your mouse. He created my addiction for RGB gaming and I will forever owe him gratitude for it... I know what the OP said was a joke but lighten up here guys there are far more annoying posters than old Anthony here.

[zektor]

I went to Walmart today and bought a Dreamcast! I asked them, they had them, and I bought them! So, this thread is null and void now!

[Lost Monkey]

I went to Walmart today and bought a Dreamcast! I asked them, they had them, and I bought them! So, this thread is null and void now!

Are you an analyst? What will the analysts say about this?

[googlefest1]

please explain the point of this - is it a game ?

[boatofcar]

+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1

(if this thread was by anyone else it would have been locked 2 pages ago)

[Jibbajaba]

(if this thread was by anyone else it would have been locked 2 pages ago)

I couldn't agree more. I am amazed that it is still open.

Chris

[hydr0x]

(if this thread was by anyone else it would have been locked 2 pages ago)

I couldn't agree more. I am amazed that it is still open.

Chris

me 2

[Captain Wrong]

If someone else had come up with a thread that created this much entertainment, I guarantee it'd stay open. [/b]

[zektor]

I went to Walmart today and bought a Dreamcast! I asked them, they had them, and I bought them! So, this thread is null and void now!

Are you an analyst? What will the analysts say about this?

I analyzed the Dreamcast first, ad then I analyzed Walmart!

[Lord_Magus]

Hey Anthony, no offence man, but try to step down from your high horse for a moment. I appreciate confidence in a person, but being too full of yourself leaves no room for improvement in areas that actually count. Also, a good talker is not only one that uses fancy words and has something deep and important to say, but is one who also knows when to shut up and give his listener\reader the chance to digest it.

I'm writing this with the best intentions, and don't mean to be offensive in any way. It just seems like you enjoy exorcizing your inner demons through writing, and I can relate to that, but letting all hell break loose the moment you touch your keyboard isn't the best way to gain appreciation in forums such as these. If you feel that you're an undiscovered talent, try forwarding your work to people that will actually appreciate it, rather than writing endless posts to a bunch of random people on the internet. After all, this is a gaming forum, and games are all about not taking things too seriously in the first place :)

[nik]

now thats a contradicting post..

[kainemaxwell]

Wal*Mart has their own Dreamcasts now too!

[Jibbajaba]

[Peter Gros]Sensing a golden opportunity for +1 posting, Kaine23 pounces like a lioness taking down her prey...[/Peter Gros]

[Captain Wrong]

[Peter Gros]Sensing a golden opportunity for +1 posting, Kaine23 pounces like a lioness taking down her prey...[/Peter Gros]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[SoulBlazer]

LOL

Oh man, that was great!

Yeah, the joke has been shot....let's let this thread drop away quietly now, people. ;)

[classicb]

.let's let this thread drop away quietly now, people. ;)

no it can't this thread is comic genius. I read it at least 5 times a day each time it just gets funnier and funnier I've never laughed so hard. I think we should do parody threads about every DP member since it so funny. don't you see how funny it is. Anthony1 made a post and then Arcade made a parody of it. that is hilarious. this is why the internet was invented to make fun of people you don't know in random forums across the internet.

OMG I can't stop laughing LOL LOL LOL LOL

somebody stop this I can hardly handle it anymore.

LOL LOL

[GarrettCRW]

Nah, there's still a chance for some more +1 posts. ;)

Plus, this thread has it all: parody, reactions to it, kitten-killing (AA's fault for bringing up the R-phrase), and overreactions. All that's missing is a promise to provide us all edited copies of Episode III months before it hits DVD.

I admit it, a low blow. But it feels so good being this bad.

[Sniderman]

Nah, there's still a chance for some more +1 posts. ;)


Right you are, Ken.