Bio Force Ape

[Ed Oscuro]

Did you read the post where he busted it? He was sick of all the fighting, so he destroyed its source.
The true source of our pain lies within the mind itself.

LOBOTOMIES FOR ALL!

[adaml]

I think I need to see a few more screen shots. I'm beginning to think this might be made up or something.

[Kid Fenris]

I think that the smashed cart was a mock-up, and that Paul still has the real thing. He's probably fart-blasting his way through butter monsters and bacon-covered zombies right now.

Aren't you, Paul?

[adaml]

I think that the smashed cart was a mock-up, and that Paul still has the real thing. He's probably fart-blasting his way through butter monsters and bacon-covered zombies right now.

Aren't you, Paul?

Say it is so, Paul.

[thegreatescape]

Someone needs to make a movie about this thread.... All the ingredients are in place: several thrilling plot twists, shifty characters, heroes (sothy and redeye), a love interest (sothy's cat photo) and more dry humour than ebaums!

[esquire]

http://www.robohara.com/junk/croc.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/weg3/Photoshop/quiterlyhat.jpg

[ahamilton0953]

heh. that was cool.

[SkiDragon]

If you type
bio force ape wiki
(to search for a wikipedia article)
into google, the first result is kind of funny.

[christhegamer]

-"EAT COMMUNISM!"


LOL yet another great "WTF?" moment...

It kinda sucks that the cartridge was destroyed, though :( [/i]

[ahamilton0953]

If I had a dollar for every "WTF?" I've muttered on this site, I'd never have to work again =)

[Ninja Blacksox]

So wait...

...it was a fake?

-A Boy

[Gamereviewgod]

And I naively though we'd seen the last of this thread.

[lol monster]

haha i just read through this thread for the first time.

just great,there need to be more threads like this around these parts.oh man,amazing.

[njiska]

And I naively though we'd seen the last of this thread.

So did I. But i guess sometimes evil doesn't die.

The power of christ compels you, the power of christ compels you, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

Begone fould demon thread. Return to the dark depths of hell from which you were born.

[Shii]

Extremely relevant announcement which requires me to bump the thread:

http://www.vgcollector.com/5_highlights.htm

[ProgrammingAce]

Extremely relevant announcement which requires me to bump the thread:

http://www.vgcollector.com/5_highlights.htm

The hell-hounds of Satan himself couldn't force me to bump this thread...

But at least now we know who did it...

[Ed Oscuro]

The hell-hounds of Satan himself couldn't force me to bump this thread...
Is it a six-hour rule?

[badinsults]

It would be interesting to see if they have a better image of the butter monster. It became a somewhat popular image on 4chan.

[classicb]

interesting topic to bump for your first post x_x

[kainemaxwell]

Extremely relevant announcement which requires me to bump the thread:

http://www.vgcollector.com/5_highlights.htm
Please show us wher ein the article it mentions:
Bio Force Ape
Butter Monsters

if it doesn't, you sir deserve all the hounding we can give you. May DP have mercy on your soul.

[Gapporin]

Please show us wher ein the article it mentions:
Bio Force Ape
Butter Monsters

Read much?


Proto Patrol
An interview with Paul Brown, creator of the hilarious and infamous Bio Force Ape (fake) NES prototype

[paulB812]

The interview was truncated and the butter monster references were removed because it was considered to be an insular joke. Since this thread has floated to the top I'll field questions to make it interesting again.

-Paul

[adaml]

Tell us about the ending.

[Darth Sensei]

I have a question for you Paul. Why don't you go eat a bowl of dick?

[drewbrim]

Since this thread has floated to the top I'll field questions to make it interesting again.

-Paul

Since you bumped it you mean?

[paulB812]

adaml - Bio Force Ape discovers true love.

drewbrim - I'm not Shii, if that's what you're implying.

I was aiming more for technical questions but if this thread's going to encourage empty hostility I'll leave well enough alone. If anyone wants to make a homebrew NES title and needs graphics I'm interested in getting tapped. My email works.

-Paul

[smork]

I was aiming more for technical questions but if this thread's going to encourage empty hostility I'll leave well enough alone. If anyone wants to make a homebrew NES title and needs graphics I'm interested in getting tapped. My email works.

Technical questions about what? How to create a hoax?

[drewbrim]

drewbrim - I'm not Shii, if that's what you're implying.

Yeah, pretty much. Could be you, a friend, relative, etc... I have no problem with the hoax itself, in fact I thought it was pretty funny. But then for it to show up in VGC, whether it was your idea or Zach's or whomevers just seemed kind of odd. While funny to some that saw the thread originally, it hardly seemed like something worthwile enough to give a play by play for. Especiallly when you ceased replying to this thread so you could give an "exclusive" LOL to the mag, and then for you to bump it here to see the reaction, and after all that to act like it wasn't you......

:roll:

[classicb]

and the thread takes a new turn :roll: I'll probably never fully understand this thread, Paul Brown or the butter monster LOL

[Jibbajaba]

Extremely relevant announcement which requires me to bump the thread:

http://www.vgcollector.com/5_highlights.htm
Please show us wher ein the article it mentions:
Bio Force Ape
Butter Monsters

if it doesn't, you sir deserve all the hounding we can give you. May DP have mercy on your soul.

You know, all you had to do was hit ctrl-f and type in "bio". And it would have been faster than creating your reply in this thread. You never cease to amaze me.

Chris

[badinsults]

Can you post the original butter monster images, rather than just the photos of the tv? I know some 4chan fans who would love to get their hands on it.

[adaml]

I still think it's a tragedy that you smashed the cart into pieces Paul Brown.

[paulB812]

Technical questions about what? How to create a hoax?

Doesn't anyone want to know how many pixels make up the Bio Force Ape's groin?


Can you post the original butter monster images, rather than just the photos of the tv? I know some 4chan fans who would love to get their hands on it.

I originally agreed to the interview because the butter monster was supposed get printed in the article. I'm going to hold onto the original pictures because it makes me feel special to have something others don't.


I still think it's a tragedy that you smashed the cart into pieces Paul Brown.

When I think about it I get sad sometimes. Like when I pine for you to be on Sesame Street again.

-Paul

[badinsults]

Can you post the original butter monster images, rather than just the photos of the tv? I know some 4chan fans who would love to get their hands on it.

I originally agreed to the interview because the butter monster was supposed get printed in the article. I'm going to hold onto the original pictures because it makes me feel special to have something others don't.


:(

hahaha

[Sothy]

this stupid shit was mentioned in a magazine?

[smork]

this stupid shit was mentioned in a magazine?

Wonders never cease, eh?

[TheRedEye]

this stupid shit was mentioned in a magazine?

People have a sense of humor that isn't sothy's???

[Ed Oscuro]

I still love ya, Paul B. Seriously, you shoulda brought up the butter monster, and yeah, the images would be great. Take your chances at fame and run with 'em.

[s1lence]

I can't believe that this thread is still alive. LOL

[Shii]

Can you post the original butter monster images, rather than just the photos of the tv? I know some 4chan fans who would love to get their hands on it.Nahh, that would ruin it. The entire joke is that someone posts the image and everyone goes "WHAT THE HELL SORT OF GAME IS THAT FROM".

I'm looking forward to seeing Paul's pixel skills and humor in a Revolution retro game near me... although that might be wishful thinking...

[zehly]

Nice job, Paul!

I'm glad to see someone still has a sense of humor! If they don't like it here, they'd LOVE it on YTMND. Or fark.com.

kudos to you!

[cyberfluxor]

To sum up the thread for some:

Bunch of pictures:
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/


Hmmm I'm thinking this "Bio Force Ape" is probably a fake.. :roll:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/CrushCrawfish/potter_o_rly_owl.jpg

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/yarly-38419.jpg

http://schwillz.com/stuff/total/pics/ilold1ed.jpg

Boom, the end. :)

BTW: that was quite a bit of reading and was fun. ;)

[badinsults]

YTMND does bio force ape:

http://buttermonster.ytmnd.com/

http://ja.ytmnd.com/

[smork]

Hey, i thought the whole original thread was funny -- but it was funny in a synergistic way. A decent hoax, people overreacting, thinking it's real -- funny.

What's not funny is reviving the thread 6 months later using fake accounts just to self-promote and show everybody how funny you are. That's just stupid. Things have their time and place, and this joke's was last year. Do you really need to create new IDs of Shii and zehly just to slap yourself on the back and tell yourself how funny you are?

Kudos for running this shit into the ground, then keeping it running, way past its expiration!

[Shii]

Do you really need to create new IDs of Shii and zehly just to slap yourself on the back and tell yourself how funny you are?Excuse me, I can't speak for whether zehly is a minion of this evil genius, but I'm a unique person, my website is here: http://shii.org/

And I bumped this thread to point out the interview. Heaven forbid you should have two threads about Bio Force Ape.

[paulB812]

Sure does look incriminating that you guys registered recently to suck on my wingwong and sing praise though doesn't it?

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/b602e7d9.gif

It's ok, there's plenty to go around for everyone.

[Kitsune Sniper]

Posting in a legendary thread!

[jajaja]

Looking back at it, i think its strange that no one (including myself) didnt ask to see the PCB board.

[Sothy]

People have a sense of humor that isn't sothy's???

Yes.

Thus why Seinfeld was on for 500 fucking years I guess.

[zehly]

Do you really need to create new IDs of Shii and zehly just to slap yourself on the back and tell yourself how funny you are?Excuse me, I can't speak for whether zehly is a minion of this evil genius, but I'm a unique person, my website is here: http://shii.org/

And I bumped this thread to point out the interview. Heaven forbid you should have two threads about Bio Force Ape.

I'm not a member of any "evil" groups; my friend introduced me to these forums and pointed out that this was a rather hillarious thread. I have to agree with him on that, so I figured giving my 2 cents was worthwhile.

If there's any question as to whether or not I belong to any "evil" groups, you can PM me and I can indoctrinate you into my cult, that way I can show you that evil and good are relative :)

Now as far as the post following the aforementioned (i.e. the one by Paul mentioning his ding-dong, etc.), I think you've let your infamous identity go to your head. That's not to say that I can't blame you for thinking that, but don't flaunt what you don't have.

~zehly

[paulB812]

Looking back at it, i think its strange that no one (including myself) didnt ask to see the PCB board.

Many protos have turned up that were simple eproms with hand written stickers soldered into production PCBs. I was prepared for this.


Now as far as the post following the aforementioned (i.e. the one by Paul mentioning his ding-dong, etc.), I think you've let your infamous identity go to your head.

Don't think it has, this is ultimately a throw-away account. I still have no intention of disclosing who I really am, personal satisfaction means more to me than public fellation. Zehly please do not take my previous comment personally, it was more to poke fun at drewbrim and smork's presumptuous idiocy.

I've never bumped this thread pointlessly nor felt the need to, the merit of its content compelled others do so for several months afterwards as can be tracked by date stamps in their posts. The nagging and moaning, particularly over the perceived waste of a single magazine page, probably arises out of jealousy. By all means, orchestrate your own pranks, I have not cornered the market on them.

Paul Brown, you were cool! I can't believe you sold out! Whatever that entails, know that this is truly my last post under this nom de plume, but I will always remain in some form, committing AWESOME things for your (but mostly my) amusement.

[cityside75]

Looking back at it, i think its strange that no one (including myself) didnt ask to see the PCB board.

Many protos have turned up that were simple eproms with hand written stickers soldered into production PCBs. I was prepared for this.


Now as far as the post following the aforementioned (i.e. the one by Paul mentioning his ding-dong, etc.), I think you've let your infamous identity go to your head.

Don't think it has, this is ultimately a throw-away account. I still have no intention of disclosing who I really am, personal satisfaction means more to me than public fellation. Zehly please do not take my previous comment personally, it was more to poke fun at drewbrim and smork's presumptuous idiocy.

I've never bumped this thread pointlessly nor felt the need to, the merit of its content compelled others do so for several months afterwards as can be tracked by date stamps in their posts. The nagging and moaning, particularly over the perceived waste of a single magazine page, probably arises out of jealousy. By all means, orchestrate your own pranks, I have not cornered the market on them.

Paul Brown, you were cool! I can't believe you sold out! Whatever that entails, know that this is truly my last post under this nom de plume, but I will always remain in some form, committing AWESOME things for your (but mostly my) amusement.

We have a true legend in our midst -_-

[badinsults]

http://www.lostlevels.org/icon/ballz01.jpg

[ghsqb]

I don't know how i missed this originally, but this is the best thread ever!!!!

PaulB, thx for the ride, great stuff.

[TheRedEye]

http://www.lostlevels.org/icon/ballz01.jpg

...why did you just post the Lost Levels staff icon for Chris Collette?

[Kitsune Sniper]

http://www.lostlevels.org/icon/ballz01.jpg

...why did you just post the Lost Levels staff icon for Chris Collette?

He's trying to get people to focus on those sexy, sexy eyes.

[Ballz]

http://www.lostlevels.org/icon/ballz01.jpg

My, isn't he the handsome beast!

[TheRedEye]

UPDATE

An authentic copy of Bio Force Ape has not surfaced yet. More as this story develops.

[wberdan]

That second picture looks like Bob Saget talking to a wild-haired Ossie Davis.

Was Ape's reply: "I'm gonna git dem suckas"?


you almost made me spit coffee all over this monitor.


this is the silliest, coolest game


willie

[adaml]

I thought that comment looked familiar...then I realized it was mine.

I'm still awaiting ending info on this game.

[Ed Oscuro]

UPDATE

An authentic copy of Bio Force Ape has not surfaced yet. More as this story develops.
Damn! You had me there.

[badinsults]

I can't believe this thread was unlocked.


Awesome.

[Kamino]

do you like nes

[theshizzle3000]

Yeah I remember reading bout this thing in the game collectors magazine. I thought it was a classic prank

[NE146]

do you like nes

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/CrushCrawfish/potter_o_rly_owl.jpg

[SuperShark]

Happy first birthday anniversary Bio Force Ape topic!

Still getting posts everyday, lol.

[Fantastic_Duck]

I think "Doritoes" is the new butter.

Nur Doritoes blah blah

[kainemaxwell]

UPDATE

An authentic copy of Bio Force Ape has not surfaced yet. More as this story develops.

I'm sure one will "surface" on 4/1...

[Snapple]

This is still my favorite topic on DP.

[skaar]

Zing.

[TheRedEye]

I like when this thread gets bumped, it's like an old friend has come to visit.

[DeputyMoniker]

This thread is like a virus.

[Sothy]

I dont think there ever was a bio force ape proto

[Fantastic_Duck]

I like when this thread gets bumped, it's like an old friend has come to visit.

http://jaiammadeofdurbutter.ytmnd.com/

I think he looks better in Butter than corn chips anyways

[badinsults]

Don't forget the official dur butter website:

http://durbutter.com/