Bio Force Ape

[Fantastic_Duck]

Don't forget the official dur butter website:

http://durbutter.com/

Now mirrored and saved, good lookin' out Evan.

[DigitalSpace]

I suck at posting in this wonderful thread.

[Fantastic_Duck]

I would reply to your post with something inane and worthless, Digital, but my self-imposed quota of posting in this thread has been reached.

[diskoboy]

Taken from EGM August 1991 issue.

I had to....

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/4051/img012at9.jpg
(my apologies on the size)

[jajaja]

Haha, that Apple seems like a dangerous enemy LOL

[kainemaxwell]

http://jaiammadeofdurbutter.ytmnd.com/

I think he looks better in Butter than corn chips anyways

We need more of these gems.

[Sph1nx]

Why is this thread still alive after so long?

[goemon]

Why is this thread still alive after so long?

Why not? It's one of the best things ever.

[udisi]

Why is this thread still alive after so long?

Beacause we eat communism?


long live Da butter!!!

[kainemaxwell]

Beacause we eat communism?


long live Da butter!!!

Tastes like chicken.

[Phosphor Dot Fossils]

Why is this thread still alive after so long?
Because it calm the beef min.

http://www.thelogbook.com/wishlist/beefmin9.jpg

[Atari2600Lives]

Now I can say my first post in DP (in years , I lost my first account) was to this thread.

[LimpBizkit]

what is bio force ape. my dad have a truck with a lot of power and he says it runs like a raped ape. is that the same thing?

[CosmicMonkey]

what is bio force ape. my dad have a truck with a lot of power and he says it runs like a raped ape. is that the same thing?

Another Post of the Year candidate, and it's only just July.... But this is quality.

[kainemaxwell]

what is bio force ape. my dad have a truck with a lot of power and he says it runs like a raped ape. is that the same thing?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/kainemaxwell/picard-wtf.jpg

[Gentlegamer]

what is bio force ape. my dad have a truck with a lot of power and he says it runs like a raped ape. is that the same thing?Yes, yes it is.

[DigitalSpace]

Man, this thread keeps delivering. LOL

[Secret Santa]

I gave someone a Bio Force Ape this Christmas for being a bad boy.

[ProgrammingAce]

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.


I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLad. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
Mabey you'll find someone else
to help you.
Mabey Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
Its so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad im not you
ive experiments to be done
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.


and belive me im am still alive
im doing science and im still alive
i feel fantastic and im still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive

[Oobgarm]

If I could find a raw sprite of the butter monster, I'd be ecstatic.

[boatofcar]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8972/cookiesa4.jpg

Ja?

[guitargary75]

Holy $hit it still lives on~~

[smork]

Posting in a classic... oh, wait. I did that several years ago.

[Fantastic_Duck]

Welcome to 2008, MONSEIUR BUTTER

[Matt-El]

The only thing I don't get is how this lasted longer than it should. I mean, as soon as you see a character fart out pixels, there's no way you couldn't realize it was fake.

[kainemaxwell]

The only thing I don't get is how this lasted longer than it should. I mean, as soon as you see a character fart out pixels, there's no way you couldn't realize it was fake.

I'm sure Nintendo's Seal of Quality staff would have had a field day with that one.

[Carey85]

This game and thread apparently are still getting the attention of the internets:

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/08/the_10_most_amazing_unreleased_things_ever_made.ph p?page=2

Digital Press and Bio Force Ape get a shout out in there.

[DigitalSpace]

Heh, nice find Carey.


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8972/cookiesa4.jpg

Ja?

B is for Butter, that's dur butter for me...

(Yeah, I'm really late to the party with this one, but I had to post it.)

[Porksta]

This game and thread apparently are still getting the attention of the internets:

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/08/the_10_most_amazing_unreleased_things_ever_made.ph p?page=2

Digital Press and Bio Force Ape get a shout out in there.


Grrr, just about to post that!

[aaron7]

Just read this for the first time... priceless!

[Gentlegamer]

Have we raised enough monies to buy the proto yet?

[Garry Silljo]

Have we raised enough monies to buy the proto yet?

Didn't you read the thread? It was destroyed. Or at least that's what we're pretending.

[Gentlegamer]

But it was worth 2K monies!!!!111!11

[Jorpho]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/08/the_10_most_amazing_unreleased_things_ever_made.ph p?page=2

That's a pretty awesome blog, and not just because of the name.

Look! The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of '80s Cartoons (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/03/the_10_most_insane_childwarping_moments_of_80s_car .php) !

[Ed Oscuro]

I think the real question is: Have we raised enough moneys to bring back the DP (Forum) Store, meseta, and bring back the ORIGINAL (OMG) incarnation of dis thred?

LOL, figures jajaja was the one who started the 2K monies talk. d'ya mean rupies...the ones I have stored on Majora's Mask?


The only thing I don't get is how this lasted longer than it should. I mean, as soon as you see a character fart out pixels, there's no way you couldn't realize it was fake.
I have two regrets in life (well actually three or four but I can't tell you about the first two):

1.) Not posting in this thread until the third page
2.) Wasting my first post on obscure references to moves in Jade Empire, and not posting that it was a fake until my second post (which is still on page 3, though).

[Sanriostar]

I too would like to say hello to all the Topless Robot's out there reading this, and say I'd also like to see Lupin VIII.

Actually, I'd bet maybe 9 people get to the end of this thread.

[PrototypeFC3S]

Dugg. I've been with this forum for sooo long and I just now see the link on Digg. Great thread though, I dont think I've laughed harder.

[ryborg]

I've posted on a million message boards over the last decade and this is still the best thread of all time. Good to see it's still getting some dap.

[Oobgarm]

This thread never fails to deliver, even after I've read it numerous times.

Quoting myself:


If I could find a raw sprite of the butter monster, I'd be ecstatic.

[rkotm]

I want an Xbox 360 Dur Butter Monster game. That would sell out in seconds during preorders. "JAH I AM DUR FUCKIN' BUTTAR MONSTAR AND I IS WORTH..59.99." rated BM for butter monster

calm the beef min.

[Ed Oscuro]

Oobgarm eats his butter raw

[Dur Butter!]

I joined to post in this thread. Also to bump it and see what happens. XD

[cyberfluxor]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/BelieveInButter.jpg

[PentiumMMX]

I just realized; I've never posted in this topic ever (And I did have my account when this topic started). Time to correct this blasphemy, madness, and Sparta...

[StakeRaiser]

To quote a god awful Limp Bizkit song from years back...

KEEP APE-IN' APE-IN' APE-IN'

[Tupin]

This hoax is freakin' legendary.

Even IGN has a listing for it. Someone should tell them.

Did the Nintendo Power article even exist?

[kupomogli]

I didn't have an account when I first read this thread. It was linked by either Ed Oscuro or Bloodreign on another forum I went to.

I'd play this if it were a real game.

[paulB812]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/hi.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/bye.jpg

[Gentlegamer]

Oh man! Is that a raped ape?

[Gameguy]

I've always wanted to post in this thread, it's like the best prank ever(at lease for DP, that I'm aware of).

I'm kind of wondering if that butter monster image was programmed from scratch just for this prank. That would be an awesome game if it were made, even if it had nothing to do with the real Bio Force Ape that was in development.


I suck at editing images but I had to give it a go for this thread. :D

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/2543/bioforceapekx0.jpg

[ryborg]

Hey guys I played a little more with the game today and discovered a new move! You hold the punch button, hold down and release and the ape unleashes a super move. It's so powerful it messes up the game's graphics.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/eccc8d98.jpg

Paul

quotin' for page 18

[kainemaxwell]

This thread is still worth a laugh after all this time.

[Sniderman]

OK, I'm confused. What's the final word on this? Was the ROM dumped or not?

*_*

[megasdkirby]

I thought it was a fake...but I think I am equally confused.

[Cauterize]

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[Sniderman]

Where can I download the ROM? :grrr::rockets:

[Cauterize]

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[Sniderman]

Is there a scan of the box it came in? Manual too?

[Steve W]

Why hasn't anyone homebrewed this? Someone homebrewed Q*Bert for the Atari 7800 just to pull off a prank, so why hasn't some industrious programmer decided to hack up some generic side-scroller and put in all the weirdness from this thread? Who wouldn't want to play that, a game where a half ape/half man fights a giant butter monster with a devastating pixel-destroying explosive fart special move? Fucking best game ever.

[badinsults]

Why hasn't anyone homebrewed this? Someone homebrewed Q*Bert for the Atari 7800 just to pull off a prank, so why hasn't some industrious programmer decided to hack up some generic side-scroller and put in all the weirdness from this thread? Who wouldn't want to play that, a game where a half ape/half man fights a giant butter monster with a devastating pixel-destroying explosive fart special move? Fucking best game ever.

Just let it go man. Just let it go.

[Gameguy]

I'm waiting for Bio Force Ape: The Movie. It's perfect for Uwe Boll. :D

[Dur Butter!]

I'm thinking Vin Diesel as Bio Force Ape and Jerry Stiller as Dur Butter ROFL

[Dur Butter!]

Roar. Bump.

[Kid Ice]

Its obviously someone having some fun with us... You only need to check the threads the guy has posted in, ull find its pretty much only this one.

Maybe time for an IP address check mods!

You mean the whole thing is a hoax?

[paulB812]

You mean the whole thing is a hoax?

I am just as shocked and appalled as you are. :O

[exit]

Ah you see, this is the thread that made me discover and join DP. This truly is a piece of internet history and was worth the time it took to read.

[Gameguy]

It's the greatest thread on the internet, period.

It was a good hoax, I don't think it was taken too far. It was more like an April Fools kind of joke, and instead of disappearing and letting people wonder if the cart was real or not, he posted pics of it destroyed and kind of joked about it later on. Other people derailed the thread into debates about dumping games and releasing them to the public.

In history there were far more elaborate hoaxes which were more expensive to pull off, and would take far more effort. All that was used was a plain NES cart with a generic printed label, and screenshots of a self programed game(most likely run on a flash cart on an actual NES and TV). All he did was post pics of the cart with screenshots, and gave fake descriptions of gameplay. I just lurked back then but I remember reading through it, pretty funny stuff once the "Eat Communism" pics were posted.

[StakeRaiser]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/bye.jpg

Where can I get one of these? This pic is making me OMG HORNYZ!!!

[Dur Butter!]

It's the greatest thread on the internet, period.

It was a good hoax, I don't think it was taken too far. It was more like an April Fools kind of joke, and instead of disappearing and letting people wonder if the cart was real or not, he posted pics of it destroyed and kind of joked about it later on. Other people derailed the thread into debates about dumping games and releasing them to the public.

In history there were far more elaborate hoaxes which were more expensive to pull off, and would take far more effort. All that was used was a plain NES cart with a generic printed label, and screenshots of a self programed game(most likely run on a flash cart on an actual NES and TV). All he did was post pics of the cart with screenshots, and gave fake descriptions of gameplay. I just lurked back then but I remember reading through it, pretty funny stuff once the "Eat Communism" pics were posted. Pretty much. :devilish:

[Tupin]

Was that Nintendo Power article even real?

Oh, and what was the cart used for the hoax? SMB/DH?

[badinsults]

Oh, there was a Nintendo Power preview of the game, in issue 29, I believe (I shall check later). Still, there is little hope a real prototype will ever come out, just like any unreleased game.

[Tupin]

Oh, there was a Nintendo Power preview of the game, in issue 29, I believe (I shall check later). Still, there is little hope a real prototype will ever come out, just like any unreleased game.
I wonder how this place would handle it if a real proto was found and dumped...

[Sothy]

I am starting to think this is fake.

[PapaStu]

I wonder how this place would handle it if a real proto was found and dumped...

You talk like that has never happened before. They release and the world goes on.

[Sniderman]

I wonder how this place would handle it if a real proto was found and dumped...

Has a proto been found and dumped? Where can I download the ROM? Can someone send it to me? :o O_O :hmm: :-P