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Sothy
01-05-2009, 01:07 AM
10,000 messeta reward if someone links me to the rom.
kainemaxwell
01-05-2009, 09:19 AM
Dunno if this was mentioned but there's a website dedicated to this thread.
http://durbutter.com/
Dur Butter!
01-10-2009, 02:32 AM
Dunno if this was mentioned but there's a website dedicated to this thread.
http://durbutter.com/

:duh: Yes, it's already been mentioned. BTW, eat communism.
badinsults
01-10-2009, 02:43 AM
Dunno if this was mentioned but there's a website dedicated to this thread.
http://durbutter.com/

Yeah, me and this guy who doesn't even post on this board put that up a while back.


Which reminds me, I should update the Calm the Beef Min website sometime.
LimpBizkit
01-10-2009, 09:09 AM
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/hi.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/bye.jpg

wait a second. wheres his balls?
skaar
01-10-2009, 11:31 AM
Parkay?
Sniderman
01-10-2009, 09:16 PM
We should pool our money to buy the proto then have it dumped and released on carts for everyone who paid monies.
Dur Butter!
01-12-2009, 10:31 PM
Maaaaybe. I myself would pay 2K monies to see a Physic altering fart of doom.
spoon
01-13-2009, 04:34 AM
@ DukeLionDurst-Obviously someone cut his balls off. Check the pic. That or all the juice took it's toll on his Mr. Gibbons.

Also, I've heard rumblings of a Bio Force Ape 0.5 prototype with totally different music, backgrounds and story.

Hopefully someone will release the rom or at least a short video of game footage.
Dur Butter!
01-14-2009, 03:41 PM
If you're trying to pull what He did by "rumblings" don't. some of us here are emotionally scarred from that... *looks at those people*
G-Boobie
01-15-2009, 05:36 AM
We should pool our money to buy the proto then have it dumped and released on carts for everyone who paid monies.

How much monies? That's an important consideration.

Think carefully....
Oobgarm
01-15-2009, 08:01 AM
I say no more than 2K monies.

Otherwise, we might be eating communism.
Dur Butter!
01-19-2009, 10:44 PM
Hmm... Did Russians pay more than 2K monies? Cause they ate communism.
Dur Butter!
02-01-2009, 10:19 PM
No? Hmm... Well then... Floop *bye!*
bangtango
02-02-2009, 12:14 AM
Got any screenshots of the "Bio Force Ape" sequel, "Raped Ape"?
Frankie_Says_Relax
02-02-2009, 12:19 AM
I ate some communism once.

Tasted like borscht.
Dur Butter!
02-07-2009, 07:01 PM
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/hi.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/bye.jpg

These just "came" in.
Phosphor Dot Fossils
02-07-2009, 09:46 PM
Awesome! The official action figures! ROFL
cyberfluxor
02-07-2009, 10:05 PM
Dur Butter! has been a member for nearly 2 months now and all posts have been to bump this thread. Bio Force Ape must slumber for at least a year now before its next resurrection.
bangtango
02-07-2009, 10:47 PM
Dur Butter! has been a member for nearly 2 months now and all posts have been to bump this thread. Bio Force Ape must slumber for at least a year now before its next resurrection.

Perhaps Dur Butter! has never played another video game besides Bio Force Ape and thus he can't "pad" his post count in another thread.
Dur Butter!
02-10-2009, 10:21 PM
Or I feel entertainment in bumping this thread to see where it goes but if you want to wait I'll sit back for 3 months at least.
ProgrammingAce
02-10-2009, 11:56 PM
Or I feel entertainment in bumping this thread to see where it goes but if you want to wait I'll sit back for 3 months at least.

Or you could... you know... not.

Either way, why isn't this in the "classics" section?

--Zero
bangtango
02-11-2009, 10:56 AM
Or you could... you know... not.

Either way, why isn't this in the "classics" section?

--Zero

Or in the Prototype/Vaporware subforum if we still have that here.
Gamer_Guy
03-30-2009, 05:23 AM
HAHA, this is the thread that got me to join this forum. All you loosers got taken by a stupid troll LOL. Come on, you idiots actually believed this dumbass?
Sniderman
03-30-2009, 06:14 AM
HAHA, this is the thread that got me to join this forum.

And your first post will probably get you kicked off. Hope you enjoyed your stay!
paulB812
03-30-2009, 12:19 PM
This thread was sponsored by The Thickest Neck In The Universe.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/paulB812/hooper.jpg
Gamer_Guy
03-30-2009, 01:14 PM
Come on. Eat communism, Butter monster, 2k money, and an ape that looks like danny glover?

You guys call yourselves collectors, and you fell for this garbage? HAHA
k8track
03-30-2009, 01:20 PM
Come on. Eat communism, Butter monster, 2k money, and an ape that looks like danny glover?

You guys call yourselves collectors, and you fell for this garbage? HAHA
Will you be best man at my wedding?
ProgrammingAce
03-30-2009, 01:28 PM
Oh, what the fuck happened in here? I'm pretty sick of this 4 year old joke. Butter this, communism that. Give it up already.

Ok, "Eat Communism" with a picture of an ape punching a slab of butter was mildly amusing for the first few years. Now it's just fucking anoying. Then we get retards with one post coming in to start shit, this isn't gamefaqs.

I'm sick of it.

Look Paul, I want this garbage to go away. I'll give you $500 right now for that broken ass cart you smashed so i can throw it away and never have to see this shit again.
Gentlegamer
03-30-2009, 02:26 PM
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Look Paul, I want this garbage to go away. I'll give you $500 right now for that broken ass cart you smashed so i can throw it away and never have to see this shit again.I bought the broken cart from Paul so if you send me the $500 I'll be happy to send it to you.
paulB812
03-30-2009, 02:46 PM
Look Paul, I want this garbage to go away. I'll give you $500 right now for that broken ass cart you smashed so i can throw it away and never have to see this shit again.

Ok.


I bought the broken cart from Paul so if you send me the $500 I'll be happy to send it to you.

Oh that, that's just a clitoral vibrator I accidentally snapped in half during a vigorous chimpanzee training session. Furthermore, you seem to be confusing 'bought' with 'pilfered from Paul's trashcan' and I want it back, you thieving bastard.
Sonicwolf
03-30-2009, 03:05 PM
Morons have nothing better to do on the internet than screw with peoples minds, create hoaxes and play everyone for chumps. This is called being an attentionwhore and its nothing short of irritating. Might as well go emo and fail at attempting suicide while their at it. Ridiculous

This thread shouldnt have continued on and should be locked.
ProgrammingAce
03-30-2009, 03:19 PM
PM Sent
PapaStu
03-30-2009, 03:45 PM
This thread shouldnt have continued on and should be locked.


Maybe you should have put that in a bigger font and underlined it as well for us mods to better see it. I'm still blinded by Dur Butter and my ability to see anything but Dur Butter related ingestion of communism in posts has increased dramatically.
Sonicwolf
03-30-2009, 03:49 PM
Maybe you should have put that in a bigger font and underlined it as well for us mods to better see it. I'm still blinded by Dur Butter and my ability to see anything but Dur Butter related ingestion of communism in posts has increased dramatically.

Unfortunately I still havnt learned the larger font and underline codes.
Richter Belmount
03-30-2009, 04:21 PM
Unfortunately I still havnt learned the larger font and underline codes.

I think you need another sig pic included your collection.
Garry Silljo
03-30-2009, 04:41 PM
Oh that, that's just a clitoral vibrator I accidentally snapped in half during a vigorous chimpanzee training session. Furthermore, you seem to be confusing 'bought' with 'pilfered from Paul's trashcan' and I want it back, you thieving bastard.

If it was in the trash, then isn't it fair game?
Fuyukaze
03-30-2009, 04:55 PM
Morons have nothing better to do on the internet than screw with peoples minds, create hoaxes and play everyone for chumps. This is called being an attentionwhore and its nothing short of irritating. Might as well go emo and fail at attempting suicide while their at it. Ridiculous

This thread shouldnt have continued on and should be locked.
Except for the going emo and suicide bit, it almost sounds like modern day dating advice. Specialy the mind games and playing people for chumps.

Ok, maybe emo suicide is modern dating.....

I still laugh at this thread because for some god awfull reason people care enough to get angry over it for one reason or another and bump it or post in it.
Red Warrior
03-30-2009, 05:19 PM
You can't lock a Legend. Locking this thread would be just as sinful as keeping Pete Rose out of the Hall of Fame.
Tupin
03-30-2009, 05:20 PM
How about moving it to Classic Discussions?
kainemaxwell
03-30-2009, 06:38 PM
Well April 1st is coming up...
ProgrammingAce
03-30-2009, 06:59 PM
Well April 1st is coming up...

Yeah, great. That's just what we need, some idiot coming in and saying they *really* found the game.
Ed Oscuro
03-30-2009, 07:04 PM
Hey guys it's not April Fools yet (rly) and I already found dis gaem

By the by, Mod Team is my heroes, especially Snider and PapaStu (especially Stu).

I'm getting pretty exciting thinking about that little butter ball (http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_adam/2008_0104_feed.jpg) and his dead horse.

:deadhorse:
TheDomesticInstitution
03-30-2009, 08:04 PM
Maybe you should have put that in a bigger font and underlined it as well for us mods to better see it. I'm still blinded by Dur Butter and my ability to see anything but Dur Butter related ingestion of communism in posts has increased dramatically.

PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD ON BEHALF OF SONICWOLF, NOW!!!

http://mashadutoit.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lisafrank2.jpg
Kroogah
03-30-2009, 08:10 PM
I AGREE! IF WE ONLY HAD SONICWOLF'S INFINITE WISDOM AT OUR DISPOSAL IN 2005, THIS HORRIBLE ABOMINATION OF A THREAD WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED!

Bonus points for Lisa Frank, TDI. That was the icing on the technicolor vomit cake.
Sonicwolf
03-30-2009, 09:30 PM
I feel like im being made fun of. Ah well.
otoko
03-30-2009, 09:40 PM
I feel like im being made fun of. Ah well.

NO REALLY? SURELY YOU JEST!
skaar
03-30-2009, 09:54 PM
http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n3/n17130.jpg

Too obscure?
Sonicwolf
03-30-2009, 09:54 PM
and now im sad that I still have yet to figure out the colored and large writing. LOL.
Sonicwolf
03-30-2009, 09:56 PM
I think I figured it out. yay for me.


Anyways. I really dont know what all this dur butter crap is about anyways, anyone want to elaborate?
Diosoth
03-30-2009, 10:17 PM
How is Paul ever going to make his investment back with a prototype that becomes a worthless piece of garbage after everyone can play it? Emulation cheapens the experience for real gamers. What's the use in having it if everyone can play?

Yes, I'm SO glad that things such as emulation and piracy have driven the cost of all legit copies down to a penny each. No one wants them so it's very easy to collect the actual copies now... I was pleased to find a sealed Action 52 for 10 cents, because the seller said he had a ROM and figured the game to be worthless.
p_b
03-31-2009, 08:12 AM
http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr139/private_baldric/granny.jpg

Stop derailing the thread!
kainemaxwell
03-31-2009, 08:49 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/kainemaxwell/mickeymouse.jpg
k8track
03-31-2009, 10:15 AM
I HAD INFINITE DISPOSAL, HORRIBLE FAT!


Tee hee hee! Come on now, bro, the okonomiyaki wasn't that bad. Just tell them to use canola oil next time.

SUPER HAPPY FUN DANCE PARTY
Sniderman
03-31-2009, 10:21 AM
So.... has the ROM been dumped or not? I'm tired of waiting. We should pool out monies and buy it and dump it.

Or everyone could send me $100 each and then I'll buy the proto and then make copies for everyone who paid.
Pezcore343
03-31-2009, 11:01 AM
I'm starting to think this whole thing is a hoax...
ryborg
03-31-2009, 12:00 PM
So.... has the ROM been dumped or not? I'm tired of waiting. We should pool out monies and buy it and dump it.

Or everyone could send me $100 each and then I'll buy the proto and then make copies for everyone who paid.

heh, look at the newb behind the times. my krew has been selling copies of the game on ebay for $500 each which is funding Seta's planned sequel: chem force chimp.
exit
03-31-2009, 12:17 PM
From the last two pages I read, it seems like people are purposely trying to get this thread lock for their own sinister intentions. While I don't exactly understand why someone would want to do such a thing, I feel that if this thread gets locked a piece of DP dies. In the words of Mr. Horse, all I can say is that no Sir, I don't like it.

And for all those who haven't realized that the game has in fact been released, get with the times man, it's been on those pirate NES clones they sell at the mall for years.
Gentlegamer
03-31-2009, 02:42 PM
Oh that, that's just a clitoral vibrator I accidentally snapped in half during a vigorous chimpanzee training session. Furthermore, you seem to be confusing 'bought' with 'pilfered from Paul's trashcan' and I want it back, you thieving bastard.Either way, it's the product of a bio force(d) (r)ape.
TheRedEye
03-31-2009, 08:59 PM
Guys, cut it out. You're only supposed to bump this thread on Halloween.
DreamTR
04-01-2009, 01:09 AM
Yes, I'm SO glad that things such as emulation and piracy have driven the cost of all legit copies down to a penny each. No one wants them so it's very easy to collect the actual copies now... I was pleased to find a sealed Action 52 for 10 cents, because the seller said he had a ROM and figured the game to be worthless.


Clueless once again! JOIN DATE FEB 2009!
Ed Oscuro
04-01-2009, 01:13 AM
Yes, I'm SO glad that things such as emulation and piracy have driven the cost of all legit copies down to a penny each. No one wants them so it's very easy to collect the actual copies now... I was pleased to find a sealed Action 52 for 10 cents, because the seller said he had a ROM and figured the game to be worthless.
Vectorman0
04-01-2009, 11:17 AM
Enough with the +1 posts. It's detracting from the Bio Force Ape legacy.
ProgrammingAce
04-01-2009, 11:25 AM
This thread was sponsored by The Thickest Neck In The Universe.


Ok, what the fuck is going on? I just received a box in the mail from USPS. There's a broken NES cart, a tub of butter, and a note that says "Check the Eproms". When i look inside the cart, there are 2 poorly soldered UV eproms.

http://programmingace.com/images/SANY0103.JPG


I didn't fucking give you my address, where did you get it? Who the hell are you? Is this some kind of joke?
kainemaxwell
04-01-2009, 11:33 AM
Show the mailing address or we don't believe you.
Ed Oscuro
04-01-2009, 11:34 AM
Is that an ivy-patterned tea towel!? Quick, check for poison ivy!

The plot thickens.
PapaStu
04-01-2009, 11:38 AM
Is that an ivy-patterned tea towel!? Quick, check for poison ivy!

The plot thickens.

Thanks to the use of REAL DUR BUTTER.

Prog has a 'sekrit' admirer.
Ed Oscuro
04-01-2009, 11:44 AM
Is Country Crock real butter? Is that really Country Crock in the picture? I can't believe it is until I taste that hydrogenated soybeany goodness for myself.

Also, random quote I overheard from a tall fellow walking outside a Best Buy a month ago:


My stomach hurts if I eat too much butter.
Cornelius
04-01-2009, 11:52 AM
Is that an ivy-patterned tea towel!? Quick, check for poison ivy!

The plot thickens.

Yes, ALWAYS check for poison ivy before putting a towel over your lap.
ProgrammingAce
04-01-2009, 11:57 AM
Show the mailing address or we don't believe you.

This is fucked up, it has to be someone i know. Only a few people have my address.

http://programmingace.com/images/SANY0104.JPG
pseudonym
04-01-2009, 12:08 PM
lol, This thread is legendary...
Oobgarm
04-01-2009, 12:32 PM
http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/proceed_cat.jpg
otoko
04-01-2009, 12:34 PM
That's extremely odd....... Maybe they are trying to take over the world, starting with you Ace.
Cryomancer
04-01-2009, 12:36 PM
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1472/118223548148.th.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/my.php?image=118223548148.jpg)


F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
ProgrammingAce
04-01-2009, 01:12 PM
I don't know much about NES protos, but these are real UV eproms. They look just like all the others i've seen. I don't have a clue how to dump them though. How do you read an eprom? And where can i get a bit to take the cart apart?